HoP then gets the ball for him self and runs into a castle where he acts french and taunts you all

TD then pulls out this card from his pocket, pays the mana costs and taps it.
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He laughs as he wields the Calvinball and races off.

Lycanthrope casts Instant Summons on the calvin ball, places it in a bag of holding, then puts the bag of holding into a portible hole.

TD then thows cards left,right and center at Lycanthrope and gets huge paper cuts and bleeds to near-death. Td dives into the portal, after the bag of holding.

DB dives in after him, smashing him repeatedly over the head with a big, spiked, +10 Mace of Thwacking. "hmph, no team spirit eh, TD? A shame...."
DB sees the Calvinball and grabs it, then uses his magic to open a portal back to where Lycanthrope and Jarlax are....the portal vanishes as soon as he goes through it. Followed by the destruction of the demiplane created by the portable hole. Back in "reality", DB shakes his head and sighs sadly "a real shame, wasting magic items like that.........hmmm, I recommend Papa Jon's pizza, any other suggestions?"

TD all alone, rips a portal to the underworld where he meets back up with a demon friend of his. He offers the demon a shiny coin in exchange for the ripping apart of all the other Calvinball players souls. The demon agrees. Everyone one the field hear's a high pitch noise and falls to the ground, clutching (sp?) their chests and heads. TD comes back and claims the Calvinball and decides, for the hell of it, to fly into space.

The demon suddenly finds himself facing a very angry Dragonsbane......"taking my soul from my body was NOT a good idea, fiend-boy!" DB quickly breaks the demon's neck while still in the Abyss, killing it permanently, then restores the souls of the Calvinball Players to their rightful bodies. He then casts an "Instant Summons" spell, retrieving the Calvinball from the purloining TD. "Silly Dragoon, Calvinballs are for mages!"

TD then pulls out his stat sheet and pencils on Thunder Dragoon Mage and snatches the Calvinball back from DB. TDM then casts a protect spell and reflect spell which will counter the rest of DB's Instant Summons and Sorcery.

Lycanthrope casts antimagic field, walks up, to TD and grabs th ball. "Yoink!" then runs away,

DB rolls around on the ground laughing his ass off as TD falls with a SPLAT!!! into a conveniently-located patch of mud. DB then takes TD's stat sheet, erases the penciled-in 'mage', and writes 'Onion Kid' in its place......he then resummons the Calvinball, "Jarlax, Lycanthrope.......a shared victory?"