TD, actually in space still, deflects the anti-magic with his sword. He fires fireballs at DB and shakes his head. "Pity, really..."

Jeth pops out of nowhere, and steals the calvinball! He then casts "Summon Corvette" and hops into his newly aquired vehicle with the calvinball in hand.

DB turns Jeth into a newt, then steals his corvette and the Calvinball. Using his Staff of the Magi, he absorbs the Fireballs and launches them back at TD, interspersed with a few Meteor Swarms for flavor. He grins wickedly "that's it, TD, keep firing......MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!" Suddenly, the change to the character sheet kicks in, and TD falls to the ground, a helpless Onion Kid...."do not trifle with REAL wizards......or get owned!" DB laughs, stopping to pick up Jarlax and Lycanthrope as he drives off into the city.

"how the hell do you deflect antimagic?"

Jeth used his super speedy shoes he had just bought off of Flash Gordon on eBay to catch up with the vehicle. He jumped into the back and when the driver was least expecting it, threw a tomatoe at the head of DB which made him swerve and hit a tree. Knocked out, DB was easy to take the Calvinball from, and Jeth left, triumphant!

DB had already cast "Haste" on the car, and it was moving much faster than Jeth could, even with his super-speedy shoes. DB shoots him in the forehead with a Drow handcrossbow, and the sleep poison coating the bolt leaves Jeth snoring while DB drives off into the distance.

While Jeth is busy lying on the ground snoring, his good ol' pal Flash Gordon comes up and feeds him a Super Speedy Sleep Poison Un-doer pill and a Super Speedy Speedster Make Your Super Speedy Boots Go Faster pill and Jeth pops into action. He summons a portal and hops in, and finds himself in the girls' locker room! Yes! But then he looks out the window and sees DB drive by. "This always happens! Damnit!" and Jeth jumped through the window and chased the car yet again and when he gets close enough, pulls out his slingshot and dings DB in the back of the head with an iced pea.

the iced pea bounces off DB's hood, and he makes a mental note to turn Flash Gordon into something unpleasant......at that moment, a horde of outraged schoolgirls, who entered the locker room just as Jeth was climbing out the window......shriek with outrage, run him down, and beat him to a bloody paste with their sledgehammers (after all, EVERYONE knows that women can summon hammers like that when offended by male behaviors!). Then, they see DB and run after him....shrieking "OMG....IT'S DB!!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!" DB suddenly remembers the effect his high Charisma score has on women, and mutters "oh crap..." under his breath. He puts his foot down on the petal, holding it there as he zooms off toward the headquarters of the corporation that hired him.

But yet, as DB is speeding away, the ugly chick steals Flash Gordon's shoes, and chases after DB. Catching up to DB, the look of her face scares DB to death and he crashes into yet another tree! DIE THIS TIME! Jeth slops up and takes the Calvinball while DB is getting smooched by the horrid one.

DB wonders at the look of horror on Jeth's smashed face, then realizes the blood dripping into his hammer-crushed eyes must be distorting his view of the incredibly hot girl currently smooching him (picture your average ultra-hot anime chick....that's what she looks like;)), either that or the repeated hammerstrokes to the skull have scrambled Jeth's brain.....as Jeth pathetically reaches out for the Calvinball, DB drops it into a bag of holding, then goes back to kissing the girl in his arms.

OOC: HA!