I... really don't know.
 

No knowledge at all what possessed me to return and register here again. Was it fate? coincidence? The fact that I have nothing to do with my time? Possibly one or more of those.

I used to exist here. But then I got bored and vanished after making an utter fool of myself. I intend to keep my identity a - gasp - secret. I'd like to believe that for the three years since I've grown wiser (but definitely not up) and will at least be around enough to make a mark. Even if I have to carve it into someone's arm.

And of course, if I simply vanish, the public library got just a little more tight-assed and blocked another forum I planned to frequent.

Good day and try not to hurt yourself trying to figure out what's going on.

Welcome back I guess?

In order to differentiate this from the introductions thread, I'll now start the process of guessing who you were. I'm gonna take a wild and probably offensive stab and say that vore guy/gal.

Edit: Wait no he got banned not vanished. Umm that guy/girl with the avatar of the goth girl lying against a wall who got into a big fight with Blues I think?

Fortunately not. I don't honestly think I was around long enough to even let people remember my name.

(and oshi- I looked all over and never saw an intro thread. *headdesk*)

And of course, my time is up. Probably be back tomorrow.

Are you whoever wrote hilarious fanfic? Just a very wild and blind guess.
Not like I was active in these forums three years ago.

You know, intending to return somewhere under a new name that you don't want associated with your old name is all well and good, except when your first post makes mention of the fact that you're a former member who did he doesn't want everyone remembering and thus blowing your whole cover as the forums now madly scrambleforums maybe at some point while bored take a half-interest to uncover this mystery. Heck you even gave us a time frame to work it out!

So, a wild stab, because I think this person got banned around three years ago.
Dante? That you?

In any case, whoever you are. Welcome back.
Cookies and milk on the table. Hard liquor, you'll need to bribe both Shiney and POS. If you don't know what they want, you're shit out of luck.

Enjoy!

Seriously though can the guessing-game bit and just say who you were or whatev, nobody is seriously going to care about whatever random thing three years ago but playing it like some kind of big mystery makes you look like a douche now which people actually might care about. TDK's here and we all know he's TDK and he'd been outright banned like eight different times and nobody cares; I can pretty much promise you nobody's gonna worry about the one stupid thing you said one time three years ago or hold it against you now.

Hi! =D

Hey TDK, remember alla those times you got banned a million years ago for telling people their faces were ugly or whatever it was you did?

Well I sure don't, and even if I did I wouldn't give a fuck. So if that's a thing you were worried about, you totally don't gotta be! In much the way that anyone worried about something they said three years ago totally doesn't gotta be worried about that, and should feel free to go on ahead and relax.

<3