Sorry I just don't have the attention span to use the same avvy for more than 5 minutes.

I'll bring the Terezi Avvy back when it stops being popular or something.

Hey, I'm giving up Terezi!
In favor of this guy.

That is the best picture in the Louvre. Screw the Mona Lisa, this is David. Next to Goliath's head. Wearing what looks to be a Leopard fur coat. And a red hat. With a feather in it. Looking as pimp as he can.

Seriously, you can imagine him bitch-slapping Goliath to death, and then going on to impregnate all of his wives, while a guitar solo plays in the background. All he's missing is sunglasses, but whatever. Guido Reni was a genius.

I once got banned for comparing the female hoo-ha to morning coffee, and then implied it was why I woke up in the mornings!

That was more a "final straw" after a slew of weirdass spammy posts.

Such as what you've been doing all day today.

Maybe there's a correlation here.

Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize this totally serious topic of seriousness was in danger of becoming not serious.
Not to mention that OTHER totally serious topic in which serious discussion was being had over serious things, such as the number of hillbilly states in operation at any given time, many of which are currently wearing clothing of one sort or another.
Also, my support of cancer care research WAS pretty offensive, but that's mostly because I don't like good causes of any kind.

The Krogoth wolf thing though... Well, that was actually true, and quite weird.

I'm tempted to ask what that was for, I even considered making a thread stating such but then I though: "Wait. No. This is fucking stupid."

Totally true story. I could NOT get it out of my head. It's like song lyrics, or some random shit someone says, and it gets stuck there.
Why his name? I don't know.
I spent 5 hours at work by myself with it repeating like a damned broken record inside of my head, but then the thread got locked after I started it so can't further explain through discussion so who gives a crap anyway because it's serious time now what with all the seriousness, and who is this mystery man with all the mystery and melodrama and the hey hey hey, we figured out who he is now and all aww isn't that awesome, but wait now there's star trek pictures and let's all talk about avatars because avatar was awesome, and you're not cool unless you've commented on the similarities between avatar and dances with wolves, and wittily referred to the aliens portrayed therein as smurfs because they're blue, and so now it's awesome to call it dances with smurfs, and oh shit did I say wolves, which is like wolf and aw fuck it's stuck in my head again great

My point is that, when you've been banned in the past for a bunch of weird spammy shit, and then you're still doing it now and making a point that you didn't learn a lesson from your previous ban over it, that's kind of a dumb thing to do. And then being all sarcastic and argumentative when a mod tells you that you're repeating past mistakes instead of doing something that isn't that is probably an even dumber thing to do.

Most of it was fine in the context of the threads, which is why I'm only giving you a heads up right now.

Dude, Torque. Either you're not making as much sense as you think you are or you are aiming for that particular style of 'explaining things'. I'm not sure which is worse.

e: To clarify;

This I understand, even if it is weird that you had krogos sn stuck in your head.

This part is a bit more unclear. Not in the sense that I don't understand what you're getting at, I can read, but in the sense of; Ok?

Pardon me for saying so but here's what you think happened:

"Hey I'm Torque I got banned fer comparing the hoo-hah to morning coffee"

"Hey I'm POS. Shut up Torque. This thread is too serious for your spammish posts."

What actually happened however went more like

"Hey I'm Torque I got banned fer comparing the hoo-hah to morning coffee"

"Hey I'm POS. Actually it was more because leading up to the coffee thing you'd been making weird posts all over the place.

As an aside you've been doing that lately as well, cut back on it."