If you can get a five colour card in your graveyard, just use a zombify on it. all of a sudden your hard to cast five colour is an easy to cast black.

Having a Pensuke(from FFA+) moment here, "Ah, Elminster, semysane, thank you very much." Anyway, it's time to unveil...

Ouch. So not worth anyone's time. Even if you could get it into play with the kicker, it would be horribly broken.

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I wish everyone would stop making real cards and get back to making ones like "Shut the Fuck Up"

What, you mean like this one?

Credit goes to MechaMage on the Captain SNES Forum

PCC, huh?

Actually, with "The Matrix" and "Internet" cards I'm making, Otaku's deploy and kicker costs are near-nothing.

[Edit]Here's a fun card.[/Edit]

That should be an instant. It is a waste as an enchant creature. Once it goes into play it leaves play. Unless you made it an artifact with a tap ability to do the same thing. That would make it horribly broken though.

Ok....my head hurts from all the rules....is reading the rules so large it would make my nose bleed?

Get a beginners manual and find out!

Already on it...what exactly did we do before the internet when we wanted to find out stuff?

63 PAGES??? Ears....Eyes...Nose....Bleeding.....too much....aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhH!!!!!!