Bah! A creature cannot attack itself. A creature with 0 POWER would not do any damage anyway. A creature with 0 TOUGHNESS would be dead, and unable to do anything other than be dead. The enchantment would be gone imediately after it enchants. What are "normal means?" You have to be specific what ways don't work.

Does Otaku really mean "nerd" in Japanese? (since I'm assuming Otaku is a Japanese word, dont hesitate to correct me if I'm wrong.....)

Semysane is correct, a 0/0 creature would be dead, and attacking itself would do nothing...

Could someone please make a card of me? Or one based off of my arguments on the Battle Royale thread? I would make one myself......but the perceptions of others are typically more honest than the perceptions you make about yourself.

Okay, time for the history of a word.
"Otaku"
It originall meant "your house"("o"-your, "taku"-house) similar to "onamae" means "your name." But, it also meant nerd, or someone with intense knowledge in that area. But, they would use it for any kind of "hobby" per se; gun otaku, computer otaku, machine otaku...anyone who had a higher-than-average interest and knowledge in a field. Some Americans think this because these "nerds" spent all their time in their houses, but I haven't been told by my Japanese professor why "otaku" means "nerd."

And I already made a card based off one of your arguements in the Battle Thread!

And the whole point of having a creature that's 0/0 and attacks itself every turn is because it's, well, stupid. It can't attack the enemy, so it might as well attack itself, but it can't hurt itself. In other words, it stays tapped. But, I like "attacks itself" better than "remains tapped" just for word choice. And, I thought everyone knew what "Normal means" is: cards that say "remove [edit]" non-specific "[/edit]enchantment from enchanted creature." Which is why I made this card.(Inside joke: read the gamelores, and then look at the rarities.)

Ermm...

1: It can't really be colourless.

2: It does need a sort of casting cost.

3: There are no cards that say "remove enchantment" they say "destroy target enchantment"
4: 0/0 creatures do not stay tapped; they stay dead.
5: Um... five.

The point is that those things remove non-specific enchantments. Besides, things with a defense of 0 are dead only if they're attack; look at my Raistlin card(99/0) and the feedback it's gotten.

Now, check out this evil card.

Hmm, Otaku, you been a baad boy...

http://img66.photobucket.com/albums/...ector_Card.jpg
(Concept by me, everything else by the incredible FZ)

And don't you dare play that 'Read Between the Lines" crap on me...

Wrong.

Psst, Element, play the BS detector, according to Otaku it has a low deploy cost...

with the low deploy cost, we can't lose! activate the BS detector!

lucas taps two forests, adding 2 green mana to his pool and casts BS detector.