I know, right? But goddamnit, it'll be fun to watch these fuckers burn...!

Azisien.... I 100% agree with you... Personally, I think my answer sucks from here to high heaven. It's WAY too short to say anything particularly meaningful. Most of that shit was just thrown in to increase my word count and make it look like I was trying. I love writing, but this was a chore. I figured if I actually tried to make it look.... nice, or interesting I'd waste my word count on simile's and metaphors alone, so I said fuck it, made it boring, and gave them what they want.

One thing is key about applications: lie. Lie like you wouldn't believe.

You can't prove who you are as a person until you actually have the job. Until then, you might as well make yourself out to be a Robot Obama Jesus on paper.

Hah... Don't I know it. Right now I build stuff for Apiaries, and I got THAT job by lying about everything I have ever done in life ever.
Like EVER... lol
But I'm very good at what I do.
It's just not a career.