Pokemon Umbral Theatre 7: Mating Season Is One of My Best Ideas Yet
 

Let's do some sexy stuff this time. Y'know, like I usually do.

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I'm surprised this was allowed by Photobucket. And I thank them for it. I'll keep my eyes open for more Pokeboy issues. They're awesome.

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And you have a problem with Team Rocket being in Pokemon Umbral why?

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Kinda hard to tell what some of these girls are anthropomorphs of. The girl with pink is a Forretress, right?

Gem, Drac.

This is an RP about pokemon.

Shit, Bard just won the argument.

I see Mightyena, Umbreon and I guess also Espeon and Leafeon. Maybe Ninetales? Actually, let's say the one next to Mightyena and Foretress is Eevee. The one at the front would be Flareon and I guess the two next to Eevee would be Vaporeon and Jolteon. What does that make the green one and the one next to Umbreon? I don't think the green one is Leafeon anymore, because there's no Glaceon.

Anyway, I just realized that Snorlax's fertility aura may be able to cure impotence.

That'd be a hell of a PR campaign.

"Having trouble getting it up? Is the blue pill not working for you? Well, stop worrying! Just pop a Snorlax pill and you'll never have to worry about your little buddy's performance ever again!

Warning: side effects may include but are not limited to: itching, hair loss, massive weight gain, diarrhea, internal bleeding, stroke, heart attack, diabetes, sores, cramps, seizures and loss of intelligence.

Call a doctor if you get an erection from food."

I've gotta stop letting Pierce get so much ass. But it leads to so much hilarious shit.

Jesus Christ. Vladier Burkmont is a goddamn pimp. Seriously, Irene, Mio's Mom and Rayne?

Goddamn pimp.

Pierce's going to have to work hard to catch up. But damned if he's not going to catch up.

Your post is acceptable, AB. Pierce gets gratuitous amounts of ass, so 's cool. He's supposed to look at the card, right? Or does he have to wait for Harliette to give him some kind of dramatic revelation before he can look at it?

Anyway, Eldys Asherah.

I kinda want Pierce to meet her. If only just to find out what the hell she's about. Also, I'm pretty into the whole "do what you have to do to save the world, even if everyone hates you" schtick.

Shut up Geminex.

Yeah Burkmont probably has kids all over the frakkin' globe.

I would not be surprised to hear that he's Lucifer's father (would be kinda awkward for Rayleen if she finds out), and Harliette's, Renny's, Pierce's, Moon's and Elizabeth's.

Also, Faynoc must be shagging RETARDED amounts of ass right now.

Definitely not Renny's father. Otherwise, you'd have that stupid scene at the end of The Empire Strikes Back.

But Renny's brother, maybe. It'd be like when Austin Powers and Dr. Evil were revealed to be brothers.

I like how you didn't deny any of the others.

I'm suprised that Harliette suddenly boosted her "approval rating" of Renny, given how she was a bit curt with Renny during his party. Then again, her best friend Whitney was involved at the time. Not a problem though.

I dunno why everyone is suddenly shocked that Snorlax has that fertility ability. I mentioned it way back in the RP when Renny was telling Lola about his potential dream to farm berries and make Mollesk wine via using Snorlax' aura and Shaymin's legendary grass power of Seed Flare.

Something occurs to me. AB, is there any age restriction for pokebrid surgery? I mean, if the pokebrid process gave a mating season side-effect, I'd doubt they would permit it to children and those who aren't adults for the same reason why porn has a government restriction (unless this country doesn't have porn rules!). Renny would probably get a pass on that restriction since he IS law enforcement to an extent of being a SWAT team member. But yeah, just curious. ^^

Oh, and of course, Burkmont is nowhere young enough to be Renny's brother. Renny's parents are still relatively young, and Burkmont already has children older than Renny. The turd is not directly related in any fashion to Renny.

I think the green one is Leafeon because Leafeon is pretty much tied for the highest attack stat for grass pokemon (Breloom) and can learn Sword Dance too. Has the trademark ears of the Leafeon too.


I imagine everyone who lurks on Umbral threads are liking the opening post. :3