Dark Paladin vrs. All You!
 

Who Dares Challenge Krim?

A foot tall hamster with all his hair sticking up and crackling with electrical energy steps forth.

I dunno, you don't look so tough...what do Paladin's wear anyway? Metal armor.

On a side note, this topic seems silly to me....

OOC: :D I'm bored, I RP. I destroy. And you'll find out how a Dark Paladin rapes a hamster very soon. So, do we have a match?

Um. I dunno, you seem to exist within a mere three dimensions...it wouldn't be very fun for you. And besides, if you carry a sword...one well placed lightning bolt should do it. Or adjusting probability so that every molecule in your body disassociates from itself and your disitegrated at the molecular level.

....or just build a charge and create a massive electrical explosion. Perhaps if we were to fight, I should pick a less powerful character.

Perhaps you don't understand the ingeniuity of a 'Dark' Paladin? ::Poses:: Perhaps you shouldn't make a god-like char in the form of a hamster, Or you'll find out what an emu and the power of wind can do.

Jeth Krindow walks up and cuts the st00pid paladin in half.




***THE END!***

and you shouldn't pick on hamsters, either......and at high levels, an evil wizard can easily destroy an evil paladin. especially a wizard with THIS many tricks, spells, feats, and weapons>)

um. My powers are based on Science, not magic....besides if I remember what paladin knights wear you're nothing but a giant lightning rod.

But lets get this topic into some sort of order, and I mean before the mods delete it...

I'll just step in here and give alittle advice:

Krim, we usually don't do showdowns in this forum (unless it's Calvinball, but I won't count that). Wait for a sign up or find one if you can. Just be patient, see what pops up, don't be stupid, use good grammar, and hope for the best.

Showdowns are fun. :X Humbug. ::Twitches eye:: Yes...Well...Explain how I am a 'giant lightning rod'.