NPF - You've 'obtained' a TARDIS with a faulty chameleon circuit...
 

...and after a visit to [place] in the [time period]'s, it is left in the shape of a...?

After a visit to Arthurian Camelot in the Dark Age's, it's been left in the shape of a Kumquat!


...which is much better then my first try-

After a visit to Dicks in the Dick Ages's, it's been left in the shape of a Dick!

After visiting the site of an awesome explosion, it's been left in the shape of Samuel L Jackson.

...and after a visit to Rome in the Ancient Rome's, it is left in the shape of a large orgy.

I'm trying to figure out what an 'anti-tardis' could be. I'm thinking portable outhouse circa 1990s.

Piloted by... The Redneck

Is he going to 'splain to the Doctor that marriage is between man and a woman?

After traveling back to my house during my stint in high school to leave subtle things to push myself into programming earlier instead of pharmacy, it will be in the shape of a '98 Chevy Lumina.

Sadly, that me will never get to enjoy it due to a time paradox.

I need a picture of a flying outhouse with a redneck craning his neck out the door in confusion now

Confusion? I figure he's smiling with his tongue hanging out!