Bannings and retaliation!
 

It has come to my attention that myself, and several other esteemed colleagues on this forum have fallen victim to the shallow and torturous crime of a fake banning!

I for one will not stand for this injustice! Join me my brethren! Together we throw down the shackles of our opressors! Join me in the conquest to get retribution for all the things we didn't lose!

It be here the revolution begins! We will lay our plans and move forward!

Shut up bard. You shouldn't even exist. Sarda Removed you. YOU ARE AN UNCLEAN STAIN BEGONE HEATHEN!!

I have most certainly not been removed! I have moved beyond your mere realm of existence!

Also that joke is obvious and irrelevant at this point! FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO INSULT ME WITH YOU LOYALIST SCUM!

First we should eliminate Mac! For he is the one who probably betrayed us to the establishment, which is why he escaped the torture of being Fake Banned!

I AM SPARTACUS!!!!

Please don't tell me Mac has mod powers now. That could only end in tears.

EDIT: On the upside it's not me, that would only end in Holocaust jokes, or something.

This cannot stand! To arms, my brothers, to arms!

Throw off the chains of our oppressors! Strike them down! Aim for the balls, that's a weak spot!

No, I don't even think this foolish and Corrupt regime would be silly enough to give Mac mod powers.

Hang on, I'll fix it.

Also I have no patience for tattletales. Enjoy your ban, as well.

Movie reference a go go
 

Wolfman doesn't have nards!

We don't want Mac on our side! He's now a traitor to both sides damnit!