Guess it's a sheepdog.

OH I was expecting better-which is probably a mistake with this game. I saw the mutton and was like "Well it's meat... not hotdog met though..."

I actually found the full pokedex, but I think I'd rather wait and see people's reactions as they show up one by one. You get sort of deadened to the pain after 50 or so.

The pain won't go away. I'm only 19 Pokemon in as of the end of Chapter 3, and I want to cut my eyes out forever.

I'm expecting this to end in a way similar to the original ending of Conker's Bad Fur Day: With Token killing himself.

Alternatively, he beats Topaz, sets it aflame, beats Red, sets him aflame, and then commits suicide.

The scary thing is if they had any kind of true evil in them, it would still be Cut.


Since they're probably not so much evil as stupid, it'll probably be "Skare" or something. :raise:

Or it ends like Quartz, with Token in an insane asylum all along.

Chapter 3: Noise Annoys
 

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Well, that sounds the exact opposite of threatening.
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As does that.
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People need to stop telling me things I already know.
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So I guess this is the Gym?
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This looks nothing like it does on the outside.
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Pretty sure I would. Clifford me be an abomination, but he's a Fire type abomination.
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But I am amazing. I am so amazing.
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That's not even a little like the truth.
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Who the fuck are you, how the fuck do you know me, and who the fuck gave you permission to speak?
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He is not making even a little sense. He's got about as much sense as Helen Keller.
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I entirely disagree. Also, I'd like to point out that you're fucking stupid.
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Yes it does, you inarticulate bumblefuck.
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Stan, preemptively shut the fuck up.
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Oh, for fuck's sake. Y'know what, screw this. I'm taking a lunch break.
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Don't care. I'm going to 5 Guys.
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I'm off-duty.
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Would you shut the fuck up?
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Make yourself useful. Transport me to the nearest burger joint.
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I am going to eat so many burgers, I will singlehandedly obliterate the Miltank population. :dance:
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Wait, what? You mean you just took me away from him and didn't follow my orders?
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I am a fucking Executive!
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I swear to Dennis...
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why would you even catch that it can't even attack yet
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And that thing is just hideous.
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I know how to catch Pokemon, dammit!
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All my fucking rage.
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I suppose on the bright side, the stupidity is over now.
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Of fucking course it isn't Why would I even think otherwise?
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But first wha-
...
...
...
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Did you chloroform me? :raise:
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Fuck that noise. BOTHER.
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Yes it fucking is.
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As Mozart would say, Leck mich im Arsch.
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I will have your parents murdered, leaving you to fend for yourself on the cold streets. Only they won't be cold, because I will light you on fire.
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The fact that you seem to think I'm not going to burn this entire goddamn city to ashes.
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Outstanding. Anyway, like I said a while ago, I'm gonna go take my lunch break. See you next week.
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Not even remotely.
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It's not "like" that; it is that.
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Whoopde. Fucking. Doo.
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Oh, what?
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They're still separate buildings! That was so totally pointless!
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Poison usually isn't fun.
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Ugh. That's almost as annoying as when I can't find that damn fourth Chaos Emerald. OOC CommentOkay, yes. I swear all the time in this thing. But that just seemed sort of gratuitous, and from what I've seen, there is a shitton of swearing for the sake of being "edgy" in this game. It lacks my fuckmongous talent at the art of profanity.
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There are too many caves in this region. :crossarms:
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I suppose at least here I won't have to fend off an infinite number of Zubat and Geodude...
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Instead I have to fight these stupid floating scrotum things.
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So these are Geodude. That don't have arms, or anything that even resembles a good design.
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Arceus must have been drunk as fuck.
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But not as drunk as whoever wrote these Pokedex entries.
That joke is brilliant, fuck you.
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Fucking caves. :argh:
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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That's dumb. You're dumb.
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Fair enough.
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Congratulations. I don't give a flying fuck.
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Wait, that was your battle speech?
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I still don't give a flying fuck.
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And you just sent out a flying fuck. I forgot how hideous those things were.
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Lovely? :raise: Skittles was lovely. Wallace was lovely. Hell, even Leafyhed was sort of adorable. But those monstrosities you sent out? Not. Even. Close.
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Everyone here has a horrible sense of what is beautiful. It's like I'm talking to fucking Insane Clown Posse. Fucking Topaz, how does it work?
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Is that plane parked in the water? :raise:
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No. I'm all of them.
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So. Fucking. Hideous.
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It's pretty scary how lame these references are getting. That's at least four total Bionicle ones.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo.
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The sad thing is, this kid hasn't said anything, so he's the least annoying person I've seen so far.
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What?
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And suddenly it all makes sense. Horrible, horrible, sense.
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Everything is so hideous. :crying:
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Did you... did you actually just say "OMG?"
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For Lugia's sake, speak English, you limey fuck!
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Ugh. Forests.
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I suppose that maybe makes sense?
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Oh? We'll see about that!
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I'm not even gonna go into how little sense that makes.
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Because I couldn't think of a beetle Transformer off the top of my head and goddammit GOLDBUG shit why did I only just think of that
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"Huge horn." "No matter how big or small." The phallic imagery is strong with this one.
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As are the nerdy book references.
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Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?
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My Bootag's so bootylicious.
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what is this
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:crossarms:
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What's that? I need more nerdy nicknames?
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I hope that will suffice. :::;D
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The fuckin' popo man.
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Who are you, by the way?
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Ah. You're an idiot who's being chased by a bigger idiot. Good to know.
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"Three or four seconds, in fact."
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Wait, only trying? You useless fuck. Take him away, officer.
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He's just a waste of a paycheck.
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Wait what why are you behind me?
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You utter pussy.
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Be a bigger stereotype.
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I sort of doubt that's how the police force works.
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Y'know, when I told you to "be a bigger stereotype," I was being sarcastic.
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OH DEAR ARCEUS. IT'S LIKE THE BLUE BADGER AND STEWIE GRIFFIN HAD HORRIBLE UNHOLY SEX.
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Burn it, Clifford! Burn everything!
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No. No I'm not.
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Fair enough. Feel free to go after this fuckwad, but stay out of my way.
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Be quiet, Chaz. The grownups are talking.
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Peace.
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What did I say about talking?
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I suppose you might not be entirely useless.
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I stand corrected. It's a Great Ball, you jizz encrusted compost heap.
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Well, it is, and you are.
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Woo.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo.
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We?
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Fuck you, guy.
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Once again, no taste.
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Also, I strongly doubt they're anything that even resembles "invincible."
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Especially because I'm rocking a Fire type.
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Told you.
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Having more Bugs than imaginary constructs isn't really something to brag about.
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What, did that hurt your feelings?
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Oh dear god, no.
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Imagine this, only six freaking times in a row.
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No. The Aesop you need to take from this is that I am better than you in every conceivable way.
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Wait, Poloon is that disgusting Grass starter, right? You don't deserve this.
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Doo-doo-doo-yoink!
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No. You have one of those things. You aren't responsible enough to use items.
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I'm not gonna lie, I have no clue what I'm looking at.
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All I know is that it's putting its hands up cuz they're playing it's song. So the Butterfree fly away.
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FINALLY. That forest was insane.
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There are a lot of different monstrosities, but I don't think I've seen a single Pokemon.
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Yes, that is certainly a fact that everyone knows.
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Fuckdammit, this isn't news.
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Are the people here really so stupid that they need signs dotted throughout the region that will tell them that?
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Ask a stupid question...
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I'm in shape. Hell, I could stand to gain some weight.
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That's. What. I. What?
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Oh sweet zombie Arceus, no...
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This annoys me more than words could ever represent.
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And there I was, thinking it couldn't get worse. WHAT AM I LOOKING AT.
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Why would you have three of those things?
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Just... stop talking. Now.
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I'm not even joking. Pirates are holy beings. Ramen and I don't appreciate this mockery of Pastafarian culture. This is just...
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...This rock is about three feet from the ground. You really don't need rope.
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This is so dumb.
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You are really dumb, fo'real.
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I am about to facepalm so hard that smack will resound throughout the planet.
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I really doubt that.
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Put a shirt on, dammit.
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I'd tell you people to stop sending out abominations, but I guess they're the only things here, aren't they?
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Still, you could try to use less abominable abominations.
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Or at least ones with better names. I mean Teaf? What the hell is that?
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It was both of your sorry asses.
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Almost there, fantastic!
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Dammit.
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Double dammit.
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Triple dammit.
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Wait, that thing is a Dark type? What?
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Yeah, you go do that.
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Finally.
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That sounds like a challenge...

NEXT TIME: Stuff happens, I guess? I haven't even started playing yet. It's tech week, and I open in a few days, so my free time has been nonexistent lately. So, I'll post when I post. And I'm really sorry this one took forever, that won't happen again.

Somehow the Gym Leader's reaction fails to surprise me.

I bet he gets bothered by Rocket grunts all the time trying to edge out a little glory, with their Poison and Dark types, and Stan's just like "Ha ha, what? Are you high?"

Of course he has yet to be properly acquainted with you...

Oh, my God. I seriously laughed no less than five whole minutes when the "Chav" popped up. I'm still giggling as I type this. My cat came rushing in and started rubbing against me because she thought something was seriously wrong. :D :D :D

TOTALLY MADE MY DAY!