I wouldn't want to be one anyway, being a hired mercenary would pay better.

Ignoring this utterly delightful conversation, all of Chapter Three is up now. I am really sorry that took so long, and I won't do the segmented thing again. That was unfair to you guys.

EDIT: On the other hand, the wait ended up giving me the perfect image for a joke I was going to do anyway. :D

I get it now, the pokemon league doesn't pay people to ship their dropouts to those regions. They pay people to ship their retards to those regions.

And there really needs to be destructible terrain beyond trees and rocks in pokemon.

I can't wait to see what else you will steal from children.

Oodle = Ood, From Doctor Who.

My girlfriend looked at this thread and immediately called him out. "If you're going to make a terrible game, at least be originally terrible."

I still maintain that any Doctor Who references would be a Good Thing and therefore they'd have nothing to do with Topaz, but at the same time, the thought of Ramen saying nothing but its name in BBC English entertains me.

How would besmirching a fantastic series with horribleness be a Good Thing?

Because a Doctor Who reference would make me smile, and this game has been systematically designed to make me feel horrible and hate everything.

I'd say it's been fun, but lying is wrong.
 

So, I'm playing right now. Went to go powerlevel, yeah? Guess what the fuck I saw. No. You're wrong. It's much. More. Horrible.

http://i53.tinypic.com/314to42.png

Fuck. This. Shit. I'm done. Forever.

He has two pokemon! It can't be that bad!

One of them is that stupid Rattata stand-in.