...casual murder ain't cool, Topaz.

This is what happens when you let teenagers wield mutant monsters at their whim.

Everything except a vowel, I guess.

Loving this.

Haha, excellent!

I think the fire dog's spine is on sideways.

Dude, I have been looking at that thing every day for like two months now, and I still don't know what the hell is going on with it.

Chapter 6: Something's gone wrong again
 

Hiatus is over. Turns out the more frustrated I get, the faster I can crank one of these out. On the other hand, for reasons which I don't feel like going into again, updates will be shorter than they usually are for a while.

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Oh, Arceus no. Y'know what, don't wanna deal with you now. Get the hell out of my way.
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I'll use big words until your head explodes, Chavette.
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Fuck you, I do what I want.
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I disagree.
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Oh sweet zombie Zapdos, stop being such a fucking tsundere. I'm not interested. At all.
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I still don't know who the hell parks a plane in water. How high do you have to even be?
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That high, apparently.
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Fuck the tom tom, and fuck you. I said nothing of the sort.
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Yeah, seriously, why the fuck did you land it there. It's a fucking water route, you dumb sack of shit.
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I'm going to regret this, but whatever.
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This isn't even flying. We're just fucking floating. Not even in the sky, in the gogdamn water.
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This is just a really stupidly shaped boat, isn't it? :crossarms:
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Fuck off, Chaz.
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Luck doesn't matter when you're not a derptarded dumbass.
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Well fuck his shit; I want a Magikarp.
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Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my thievery. It sounds something like "Doo-doo-doo-doo!"
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I am never going to stop kicking your ass. :crossarms:
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The fuck sort of Gym has grass, and is this fucking dark?
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Better idea: fuck that, and fuck you.
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You know what's fun? Burning everything.
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That move would keep its name, wouldn't it? Worst fucking thing, I swear to Dennis.
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Can you say "one-shot?"
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Apparently no. You can't. :raise:
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Confuse Ray and Double Team? Oh, you can just fuck right off. :argh:
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That's right. My rage cures confusion.
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honk HONK motherfucker!
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Fuck Fury Swipes. :crossarms:
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But. It's a dog. That. I. What? :wtf:
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Yeah, whatever.
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What in the seven fucks does that have to do with Bug types?
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Touche.
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I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking at, or why it can learn Sweet Scent, but I know one thing...
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It burns just as well as everything else.
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That's not entirely stupid, I suppose.
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This, on the other hand, will be.
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Luckily, everything here is flammable.
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It would be much easier to list the ways in which you didn't fuck up.
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Okay, that was just all kinds of dumb.
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And I'm the guy who's gonna be owning your ass.
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It doesn't? I'm fairly certain it does.
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waitwoahwhat? That is not even a little what I meant!
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and holy fucksticks, what in the name of sanity have you got on your head?
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And what the Wrigley's doublefuck gum did you just send out?
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Oh, those are wings. And here I was thinking I was looking at a horrible, bruised, fucked up, dickhead.
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Regardless, it's flammable.
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Did a lot of damage though...
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Luckily, Squick should be tough enough to take this.
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What.
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What?
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Luckily, I had this...
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Doesn't make that any less sucky though.
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BATTLE OF THE CENTURY.
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Hahano, give me EXP.
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Your stupid... whatever the hell I'm looking at may be more powerful, but my stupid... whatever the hell I'm looking at is faster.
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Heh. I get it.
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Yes. Yes I did.
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No shit.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Ugh. Flash. (also I doo-doo-doo-doo'd whatever the hell they're calling the TM for Bulk Up.) NEXT: TO THE CAVE.
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Correction. Next: to a faggy pirate. :crossarms:
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Well... at least it's not a Tentacool?
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Yay Tarantulas.
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:raise:
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Not on the first date, jackass.
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Oh. Right. Pirate.
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He had three of these, and for the life of me, I can't figure out what the hell they are.
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Damn right.
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:crossarms:
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This is going to suck.
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This is going to suck so bad.
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Um. What?
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Damn. Motherfucker teleports.
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Gonna catch this though.
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Dammit, Squick.
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Luckily, I found another one.
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Y'know what, I'd like to see you come up with a nickname for this thing. Get off my dick. :mad:
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A good day? In Topaz? Bullshit.
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Dennis, I hate FFVII.
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I don't even know.
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Why is everything in this region impossible to nickname? What is this? A Ghost? Dark type?
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Fuck it, you're getting named after Deadman.
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Caves. I hate caves.
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HOW DID GOING UP THOSE STAIRS TRANSPORT ME SIDEWAYS.
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HOW DID GOING DOWN THOSE STAIRS MAKE ME GO UP AND RIGHT?
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THIS.
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FUCKING.
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STUPID.
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FUCKING.
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REGION.
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FUCK.
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Good thing I remembered to get Flash from that douchebag at the start of this Lovecraftian hellhole.
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...
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YES I KNOW THAT YOU CLITMUFFIN.
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GIVE ME THAT.
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FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER LOVED.
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I DON'T KNOW HOW IT LEARNED THAT AND I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO KNOW.
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It's a fucking miracle or something; no one gives a fuck.
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And then I found something I don't hate.
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Drilling... down? What is this bullshit?
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Keep your headdrill held high, Simon!
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What. :raise:
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I'm sure there is a totally logical name for this thing somewhere.
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But fuck that, I'm calling you Littlefoot.
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Fantastic, now I can hang myself later.
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There you are, you son of a cock.
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Shut up.
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Fuck Zoey, and fuck you for siring her. Also yeah, here's your stupid letter.
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That is what I just said, you thick fuck.
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Just take the damn thing before you say anything else that's stupid.
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Or just say more stupid shit. What do I know.
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Oh, yeah. This. Meh.
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Yay.
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I thought he was a commander? http://i55.tinypic.com/302t5r9.jpg
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Whatever.
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You are so fucking incompetent.
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Him? Again?
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I am surrounded by dumbshits.
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...Fuck this shit.

About five feet below sea level? :knowledge:

Can't you tell? It's obviously . . .

:cool:

. . . hydroplaning.

yaYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

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