I am okay with this.

Buxoth is a badass

So Token this game getting any worse?

The answer is YES.
 

You'll see at some point in the next 24 hours. I'm definitely getting one update up, and possibly two.

Chapter 7: Slow Jamz
 

(A second update is almost definitely not happening today. Too much pain.)

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Fuck the mission, I just need to get off this island.
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Dude, it's not even a fucking plane. :crossarms:
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I am more than willing to leave though.
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FINALLY.
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No. That fucking island had "CHAV CENTRAL," and you're concerned with the dumbass's mission? Are you that fucking stupid?
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...
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*Sigh* Fine.
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That... may be the single most awkward pick up line I have ever heard. :raise:
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Oh, it was a challenge. That's moderately less creepy.
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For an abomination, Shake-Wow! is surprisingly good at killing things.
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That's what happens when you're creepy.
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Stop saying creepy things.
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Dear fuck, I hate you people.
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Okay, Huey, just step back now. No way you can win.
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I. What.
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Holy shit that... thing? is fast.
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ARE YOU SHITTING ME. THAT'S IT. CLIFFORD. BURN IT TO DEATH, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A WATER TYPE.
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Good do... Pok... whatever the hell you are.
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Yeah, that's great, get out of my life.
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I am pretty thirsty...
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I'm going to call you Bob. :crossarms:
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Dude, that's bullshit. I haven't even done anything illegal.
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Listen, you scrotumsniffing douchetard, I could wipe the floor with any of these assholes.
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... Be right back.
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Shut up.
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Fight.
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Good.
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Clifford: initiate plan BURN EVERYTHING.
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Yes.
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Yeah, sure, whatever.
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Did... did you actually just say "there" instead of "they're?" How does that even happen? :raise:
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My Simon is better than you are.
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Fun fact: Whatever they put in the water in this region burns pretty damn well.
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Don't be a brontosaurus. :crossarms:
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...
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No. The joke is too obvious. Not gonna say anything about Falcon Punches.
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Nope. Firey punches will have not be mentioned or thought of at all.
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Godfuckingdammit. Well, at least no one made a pun about it...
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...you utter chode.
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OH COME ON.
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Fair enough.
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Doo-doo-doo-yoink.
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Better idea: I drill you.
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That came out horribly wrong. Okay, just lemme whip out my drill and show you what I meant.
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There. Now everything is cleared up.
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Go away. :crossarms:
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No you aren't.
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...:raise:
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:raise::raise::raise: Look at my eyebrows! They're getting absolutely carried away here!
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I wouldn't understand because I don't fuck dogs. :crossarms:
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This is either the best foreshadowing or the worst foreshadowing, and mewdammit, I can't decide which one.
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Ever misused, a comma?
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Fun fact: this stupid shithead used SURF. FUCKING. SURF.
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Destroyed it anyway though.
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Okay. Let's finish this stupid mission, then go get a car.
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:crossarms: Of course it is.
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None over here though.
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Better idea: no.
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That dense motherfucker.
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Now I have to go rescue the dumbass.
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Don't even know why I'm bothering. I should just leave him to rot.
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What?
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Technically, you attacked me.
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No. In fact, just to prove how entirely little I care about you or your "authority..." Yoink.
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Woo.
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Half right.
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Fuck off.
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Huh. That actually worked.
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...you aren't even going to try to arrest the Rocket member who just stole from your teammate, are you.
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Or you.
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Or you.
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Or you?
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Or you. Huh. How did you useless fucks manage to corner Giovanni, exactly?
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That... would explain it.
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You have no idea how tempted I am to just let you have him.
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Shut. The fuck. Up.
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I am going to hit you. I don't know when I'm going to stop.
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Those incompetent shits? I doubt I'll even have to. Now, when we walk past them, you're going to say you fell down the stairs, got it?
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Oh goddammit.
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I... guess you could say vigilante justice?
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Yes you are, you fucking wanker.
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Oh come on, I'm about to do your job for you!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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I can't even begin to understand what I'm looking at.
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Oh, wait, yes I can. Something that just choked to death on mud.
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You. There's. I. THERE'S FUCKING BACKUP RIGHT BESIDE YOU, YOU INARTICULATE BUMBLEFUCK.
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Oh, for the love of fuck...
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BURN.
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DROWN.
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Habeeb it.
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Clearly his plan must have depended on his men not being stone cold retards.
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Right. Sadly enough, I'm sure even if I didn't show, you wouldn't have been able to capture him, you impotent jackasses.
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That would be every single one of your men on the ground floor.
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Yep.
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Your word is bollocks.
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It feels like I'm wearing nothing at all! Besides, you fuckers are all in ridiculous hats and uniforms as well.
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Oh? Fine. Let's battle, right now. I'll shove your Pokemon so far up your ass, they'll come out of your officer's mouths.
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You shut the motherfuck up. Well, Sarge? Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough.
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...DOES EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING REGION RELY ON THEIR FUCKING SUBORDINATES TO DO EVERYTHING.
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No. Fuck you forever and foralways.
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Sweet Zombie Arceus, you're dense.
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Don't think I forgot about your bullshit, young man.
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What. Why.
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I refer to my previous question.
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You... need your plans to remind yourself why you want to steal a submarine... Ugh. Here they are.
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Whatever.
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I don't understand, and I'm going to push you off the fucking mountain.
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Just... get out of my sight.
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Mother of fuck.
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In what?
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I suddenly understand jack shit. :crossarms:
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Neener neener, fuck you too.
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Keep telling yourself that.
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Okay, let's see what those dumbasses were going on about.
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Fun.
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Alright then.
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My favorite price.
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Maybe.
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What.
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What?
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No, what? Fuck it. I'm gonna go see what these stupid contests are about.
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Oh my fuck.
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This is.
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THIS IS.
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:dance::dance::dance::dance:FABULOUS! :dance::dance::dance::dance:

You must have the constitution of a brick wall to be able to sit through this game when you're already sick as a dog.

I figure if I have to suffer, so does everyone else.

Oh God they kept Pokemon contests! AAHHHHHHHHH

Seriously though what is wrong with this game!?

CARS!! I just wonder if you hear the sounds of bones breaking when you drive through grass?