I suddenly cannot wait for the cars. Remember, this is the game with the Acro Bike.

This means we'll have cars that pop wheelies and hop around.

The cars are so horrible you have no fucking idea. It's glorious.

Depends. How many are you off by? If I get the time, I could revive my secret shame just to spite you. :P

Of course I'd need to start over since I'm pretty sure that save went up in smoke somewhere along the line. :/

honestly was not expecting that last line

but I should have

Chapter 8: Figure it Out
 

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Well, that was suitably awesome.
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That's where I can get a car, right?
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You fat, lazy fuck.
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Hopefully this will be over quickly and painlessly.
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Or, more likely, I'll be bombarded with idiots every step of the way.
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Zapdos on a pogostick, that's fucking disgusting.
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Luckily, Simon destroyed it. BUT AT WHAT COST.
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That is an acceptable cost.
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Okay then. I'm going to give you a name that has precisely jack and shit to do with any of that.
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ASSHAT'S DIARY: DAY I DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW ANYMORE: It was then that I discovered something horrible. Some of these monstrosities can actually speak. This one did nothing but yell at me about "wwhales," and the effects they had on female canines. Unfortunately, Clifford (who I am assuming is a canine for the sake of what remains of my sanity) is male, so I am currently unable to test it's hypothesis. Time will tell if any of these other creatures can speak. I'd pray they don't but I have met the gods, and they are all utter shitheads.
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Something about that strikes me as UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING STUPID.
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Totally short for "Virginia" and not "Virgil." At all. (I really fucking hope this thing's ability is Static.)
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Wait, this is supposed to be a mole? Huh. I can sort of see it.
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What?
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What?
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What?
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WHAT IN THE SHIT AM I LOOKING AT.
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Luckily, Simon puts up with NO SHIT.
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Please don't let that be a euphemism.
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I... think I have some Pecha Berries?
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Wait, no I don't. Oh, this will be fantastic, won't it.
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OH HEY STEEL TYPE, SUCK IT.
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I... is... is that a bird, or Yugi Moto's pubic hair?
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Poisonous. I'm assuming it's the latter.
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Once again though, Simon WILL DRILL YOUR SHIT UP.
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Yeah, kay.
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Well, that was a pointless announcement.
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Fuck you, Timmy.
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Fuckin' JAWS all up ins.
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Indeed.
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STOP VERBALLY MISSPELLING WORDS YOU IGNORANT PROSTATE-SNIFFING JACKASS.
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:confused: Um. Okay?
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Oh fuck me sideways, I cannot deal with you right now.
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Wait, am I being attacked for actually being the only remotely competent member of Team Rocket? Is this actually a thing? Suddenly Johto makes sense.
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Your slug thing disgusts me.
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As does your... firey... creature.
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Holy shit. That actually doesn't look entirely horrible. And it's surprisingly strong.
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Still can't beat Shake-Wow! here though.
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You were standing there waiting for me to come along. :crossarms:
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Say "must of" again. I will cut off your head and hide the fucking body.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo.
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I got an item. You aren't ruining this moment for me, you tsundere pidgeyfelcher.
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Is this going to be stupid?
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Maybe not stupid, per se, but it's really fuckin' obvious.
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DON'T FUCKING WAIT FOR ME ON THE ONLY FUCKING ROUTE BETWEEN TWO CITIES THEN, YOU WEEDLEFISTING QUEEFSTAIN.
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FUCKING SHIT.
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I need to cool down as well, I guess...
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And suddenly I'm too busy laughing to be mad.
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Surprisingly adorable, in a derpy sort of way.
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Easily beaten though.
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Son of a fuck, what did you do to that poor Cryogonal?
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I see...
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What.
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Oh hey, some fucking respect, awesome.
((I can't really remember but I'm pretty sure in one of these threads there was a joke about me being knighted, so hey unintentional continuity whee.))
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You look like a dumbass, so you know.
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You have good taste in Portable Atrocities though.
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But my Simon is the best Poratro.
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Indeed you have. But I'd expect nothing less.
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Whoopdedoo.
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Caves are stupid.
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I can respect that.
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But we're past the cave?
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Oh, there's another one.
Wait. Did he actually trap himself between two caves before deciding they were too dark? Fucking hell.
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I AM HERE. WHICH MEANS.
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THAT'S RIGHT. I talk to all the chavs I see to refuel my hate.
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Mmmm.... that's some good hate.
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Oh dear god. I'm beginning to understand their language. I have no choice but to kill myself.
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No, you aren't fucking solid, you chodebiter!
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Shit man, go for it.
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YESSSSS. FINALLY.
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Hi. I want a car.
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Yes, that is indeed what I just said.
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Um. What?
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Yeah, I guess. Some place called crawfish, I think.
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That's it.
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As you can see, I need a better means of transportation.
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Free-Ninety-Nine?
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... I have a better idea. You give me a car for LESS THAN A MILLION DOLLARS, or I sing Justin Bieber music.
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Baby. Baby. Baby. Oh.
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Acceptable.
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Sounds ridiculous.
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Sounds practical.
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A car that can pop a wheelie? There was really no other option.
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Thanks. Peace, fucknuts.
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Hell yes! I can't wait to start driving! I'm pretty much shivering with antici-

((Super later (as always) 1 year celebration miniupdate later today! ))

Repost lol
 

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Heh.

Are... are there people who actually speak that way?

Chapter CAR: RIDIN' DIRTY
 

-pation!
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...what.
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Wheelie status: POPPED, I guess.
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Something about this just seems...
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...well. I'm completely and utterly whelmed, I guess. I was expecting something much, much, much shittier, but at the same time, nowhere near this shitty.... Eh. I'll make it work.
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Oh goddammit not this again.
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I am going to drive over all of your flowers. :dance:
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And then Simon left massive holes in both of their chests, as I ran over the hippie's garden.
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It was fucking awesome. If he had hands, we would have high-fived. Instead, I let him ride shotgun.
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No you couldn't.
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Slowly, I began to feel broship form between myself and the strange, badly designed, Portable Atrocity. It was almost as if we shared the realization that this world, this region, was not right.And like myself, Simon wanted to give a giant "FUCK YOU" to everyone in it.
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I briefly considered giving him the Blackglasses, but I realized they could be put to a much better use.
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Sorry, Dalton, but I'm just going to...
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tune you out.http://i53.tinypic.com/1zeuvyw.gif
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Ice? Oh, this is going to be stupidly easy... hang on, is that what I think it is?
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FUCK YES. Of course, I have no idea where to get a coin case...
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Oh, goddammit. This douche again.
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Oh, and the police as well, I guess.
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Okay, let's not pretend that isn't a valid assumption.
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No, I'm just driving along, running over flowers. :crossarms:
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And we aren't friends, you stupid cock!
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Godmotherfuckingdammit.
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Well that was easy.
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I am so tempted to take over your organization as well. Clearly you aren't competent enough to have it. :raise:
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I will crush them beneath my wheels. :crossarms:
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A) That is horrible wording.
B) No, I probably could.
C) Fuck you.
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Huh?
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Just because I agree doesn't mean you shouldn't fuck yourself with a Boptino.
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Even if that is rather ballsy.
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Wait, you're actually going with him?
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And he's actually waiting for you?
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You're willingly going there now, dumbass!
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Goddammit. That is the worst excuse I've ever heard to hit on a member of law enforcement. How long until you two move in together and have a sitcom?
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Oh. Well, that was fast.

Omake:We interrupt this broadcast of "I Fought the Law and the Law Loved" with a breaking warning. Recently, an executive of the criminal group "Team Rocket" has been sighted driving over anything with even a hint of foliage, playing horrible music. Expert police sketch artists think the perpetrator looks something like this:

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If you see this man, please contact the Topaz Police, and avoid doing anything to anger him. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program.

"SETH! Did you set the Sergeant's birthday present on fire again wotwot?"
"Mayyyyybe!"
"Oh, you silly Rocket."
-click-

is "whelmed" really a word we are using now?

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Yes. U 'turbed?