ASSHAT HE'S THE MAN!

Man, this game's script. It's like those episodes of the anime where everyone tried to stop Jessie and James from... legitly capturing pokémon.

OK, sometimes they were utter dicks about it, like that time they sniped the Yanma this kid was after, but it was legit. With poké balls and everything. And yet everyone tried to stop them from performing this "heinous act".

more hypocritical that they complain about the treatment of pokemon in a world where their conventional use is in cock fights

Chapter 10: An Awful Lot of Running
 

Obligatory apology for late updateReal life. That's all I have to say on that matter. Doing the whole "split update" thing again, because it's too long to be done in one post, and the first bit is pretty self contained. This first big is pretty much entirely toilet humor, in case anyone who doesn't like that is still reading this let's play. In which case what the hell, it's been like a year and a half and I sure as hell haven't gotten any less immature. Second update will be up in the next few hours.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/001.png
Hey, look at what I just got from your dumb ass!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/002.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/003.png
Oh snap! I'm definitely going to stop now. I don't know what I was thinking.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/004.png
...that's it? :raise: If I just give you P2000 will you shut up?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/005.png
Apparently not. Ah well. I'mma take this anyway. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/006.png
I knew there was a reason I still keep you with me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/007.png
Out of this shithole, and on to the next.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/008.png
But first: This thing!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/009.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/010.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/011.png
You wanna hate him, but you can't help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/012.png
Well that cave was short and pointless. Much like Joey's d-
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/013.png
FUCK. IT'S A CHAV.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/014.png
They aren't good. You're just stone cold retarded. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/015.png
That's dumb. You're dumb. I'm going to go piss liquid rage now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/016.png
...nah. Not gonna bother.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/017.png
Johto Champ, and all-around badass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/018.png
Also I'm Zubatman.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/019.png
Relax. I'm a Rocket In Name Only. I just want to use your bathroom to ragepiss.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/020.png
I am right in front of you practically jogging in place. Do I look like someone who doesn't need to use the restroom?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/021.png
Oh for the love of Dennis.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/022.png
Why the actual fuck are you holding... you know what, no. I don't care. Let's go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/023.png
Simon! Yes, you can't hit him with any of your Ground moves, but that doesn't matter. Drill to the heavens!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/024.png
Or claw your way up to them whatever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/025.png
And then right back down to the ground I guess. Eh. It works. Good job.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/026.png
Dude, I just need to use the restroom! Come on!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/027.png
Please tell me you don't mean me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/028.png
Oh come on!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/029.png
I didn't! I just want to use your toilet. :(
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/030.png
WHAT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/031.png
OHFORFUCK'SSAKE.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/032.png
SIMON. DRILL. QUICKLY.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/033.png
Hurry up and get the others out here so I can use your damn restroom.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/034.png
Brilliant. Come on, dammit...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/035.png
Steal what now?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/036.png
Whatever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/037.png
Not important.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/038.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/039.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/040.png
Drill ALL the things!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/043.png
YES. COME ON. ONE MORE.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/044.png
HURRY UP. :ohdear::ohdear:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/045.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/046.png
I do not give a single fuck let's goddamn go already arceus fucking christ.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/047.png
Of course you're a Dan. Anything else would be dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/048.png
...:raise:Is... is that sperm with arms?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/049.png
With fantastic stamina apparently.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/050.png
Ah. Protection. That would explain it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/051.png
Not enough though. When in doubt, drill harder.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/052.png
MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/053.png
GET OUT THE WAY BITCH GET OUT THE WAY

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq1u371ARx1qejuee.jpg

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/054.png
Much better. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/055.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/056.png
Um. Train more? And I'm not robbing anything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/057.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/058.png
I thought you were bragging about how prepared you are for burglars...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/059.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/060.png
Fair enough, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/061.png
I don't care about your damn macho brace!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/062.png
I don't!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/063.png
I know!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/064.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/065.png
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE. YOU KNOW WHAT.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/066.png
DOO DOO DOO FUCKING DOO.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/067.png
If you weren't such horrible hosts this wouldn't have happened. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/068.png
Bite me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/069.png
Right. Now that my bladder's empty, I can move on. Finally. Stupid lousy dumbasses.

It's all their fault for giving Asshat all that trouble. Seriously, it's common sense! :3

Scary thought, ragepiss while passing a kidney stone.

so, what you normally do when passing a kidney stone?

I was thinking more of a super-refined ragepiss that could eat through porcelain.

...Aldy has clearly never passed a kidney stone before. The force required can cut diamond.

It's something I plan on never having to do, and will be prevented through all logical and illogical means.