Chapter Eleven: Can't Stop
 

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/070.png
I keep forgetting 'Stache can be useful.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/071.png
I... guess?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/072.png
Nerd.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/073.png
Nothing too tough. I'm starting to think Simon's got pretty high IV's, compared to all of the other Drillee I've fought.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/074.png
What the hell? Shouldn't be too tough though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/075.png
Well fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/076.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/077.png
Good dog.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/078.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/079.png
Well, I hope you have fun, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/080.png
Nope.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/081.png
...That was your pre-battle line? Really?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/083.png
That is certainly an odd-looking motherfucker.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/084.png
Picked up on that, yeah.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/085.png
Thank you for reiterating that point. I had forgotten in the three seconds before you said it again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/086.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/087.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/088.png
Eh. Can't be that bad.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/089.png
MELOETTA'S TAINT THERE IS SAND EVERYWHERE OH SWEET ZOMBIE ZAPDOS WHY
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/090.png
guh. never again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/091.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/092.png
Oh, balls. Paparazzi.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/093.png
Not too tough though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/097.png
...Simon is a perfectly normal size for his species, jackass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/098.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/099.png
Rawr. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/100.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/101.png
...This is a horrible idea, you know that, right? :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/102.png
You're joking.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/103.png
Study, kids. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/104.png
Eh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/105.png
I responded calmly, chucklefuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/106.png
Yeah, kay.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/108.png
Yeah, that's probably because of the lava over there?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/109.png
Most likely. Make sure to bring buckets.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/110.png
It was a joke. :ohdear:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/111.png
Okay then.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/112.png
picture this three more times.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/113.png
Stop hitting on me, chodehead.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/116.png
Why? That just puts unneeded strain on your and your team.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/117.png
Oh. Because you're insane. All you had to say.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/118.png
Still not sure why a dog can peck things, but okay.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/119.png
Looks like Moltres droppings. Kill it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/121.png
Good for them.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/123.png
Don't care.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/123.png
Is welding literally all you people talk about?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/124.png
Oh lawdy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/125.png
WELDER WELD WELDS TO WELD!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/126.png
Those things are still fucking weird.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/127.png
As are those.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/128.png
It happens.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/129.png
Cool.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/130.png
I am not interested in either of those. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/132.png
Well I wouldn't have to if you weren't standing in the way, dickclown!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/133.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/134.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/141.png
Now move.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/136.png
What I thought.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/138.png
Oh, my cousin Ray-ray would hate it here.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/139.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/140.png
Hang on, I have a cousin Ray-ray? Didn't know that. Weird.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/141.png
Maybe I'm starting to remember things from before I came to Johto?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/142.png
Or, maybe, I'm just insane. And talking to myself.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/143.png
But really, talking to myself is the only sane option. I mean only way to get intelligent conversation in these parts, isn't it?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/144.png
Case in point. Do I know you?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/145.png
I... think I knew a Fisherman Wilton? Might have been Winston. Dunno.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/146.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/149.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/150.png
Doesn't matter though. You traveled for miles just to lose.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/151.png
That is certainly what I just said, yes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/154.png
Why are you smashing a TM against a tree?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/155.png
That's not how they work.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/156.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/157.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/158.png
No, kid, I'm just trying to tell you, you need to use it on a Pokemon. Can't just smash it against a tree to get it to work. Here. These things are expensive, be careful with them.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/159.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/160.png
I just tried to hand it back to you... Fuck it. Doo doo doo doo. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/161.png
Oh? There are skilled trainers here?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/162.png
Where?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/163.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/164.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/165.png
You lied to me. :(
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/166.png
well. Yeah. I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/167.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/168.png
I see. :raise: Maybe I could heal there?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/169.png
I am both of those things!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/170.png
oh dear god i just realized what i just read NOPE MY POKEMON ARE FINE BYE NOW
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/171.png
=>Asshat: A8SCOND!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/172.png
You manage to abscond with a lot of things intact. You resolve to never go back there again. FUTURE YOU agrees entirely, but PAST YOU is an idiot and will try to go in. What a nooksniffer.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/173.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/174.png
...Yeah, I'm just gonna walk away.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/178.png
I think this is the way I'm supposed to go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/173.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/180.png
Huh. Guess that is cool.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/181.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/182.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/183.png
Weirdest bat I have ever seen.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/184.png
Doesn't have a tail, but okay.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/185.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/186.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/187.png
Come at us, Dumbledork.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/188.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/189.png
Psychic types are fucking weird over here.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/190.png
The power of Iron Tail? I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/191.png
Yup.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/192.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/193.png
is... is that even a thing that people need to be told? :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/194.png
You need more joy in your life.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/195.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/196.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/197.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/198.png
Unfortunately, I am not a joyful person.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/200.png
Yeah, I think so.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/201.png
Oh. Well then.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/203.png
Easy enough.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/204.png
You're lame.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/205.png
Oh, Arceus. Great.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/206.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/207.png
Of course it is. Of course he is.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/208.png
Shoosh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/209.png
...Not today.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/210.png
Entirely.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/211.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/212.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/213.png
Seriously. Fucking weird.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/214.png
Of course I was.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/215.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/216.png
Eh. Good for you, I guess. Psychics can be cool.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/217.png
Oh, awesome. That means I can heal before any more stupid trainers get in my way.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/218.png
Well played, Dillon. Well played.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/219.png
Unfortunately, Simon is tired of waiting.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/220.png
You're fucking kidding me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20010/223.png
Oh, cool, he was fucking kidding me.

NEXT TIME: A MOUNTAIN OR SOME SHIT.

Knowing this game, I wouldn't be surprised if it meant a whole other type of "underground."

"Yeah, I'm from Greyrock... it's a pretty obscure place, you've probably never heard of it."

I wish. This game's older than HYYYYYYPPPPPSST-TURs, I'm afraid. I'd take them over chavs any day.

As soon as photobucket's done being stupid, I'll be uploading four new episodes, and try to have them out in the next couple days. Until then, I'm playing the game. If everything goes according to plan, Topaz will be done by December. Regardless, the return to Johto will occur January 23rd. Already got that ready to post.

You should spend hours running in circles in the ash so that you can get whatever retarded flute-equivalent the glass guy makes.

Bongs, I imagine.

Sadly, that would make more sense than using flutes, since that would be using fumes instead of sounds to gain the desired effects on the pokemon.

Yaaaay, more Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans! Good to see it back again!

Good lord, this thing still lives?

only when someone accidentally cuts themselves on their wits and gets blood on the ashes. but lustfully for us we're all about as sharp as bowling balls

You know, an underground city can't be much worse than the horribly boring town that was in the equivalent place in Ruby/Sapphire.

Having said that, it's probably going to turn out to be populated with Annoying Kids that you have to cut down to get anywhere.