See if you can catch one of these...

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs20/f/20..._by_Neslug.png

EDIT: Also I found this sprite list but it doesn't seem to be the one we are using sadly.

Yeah, that's an entirely different Topaz, unfortunately. And no, there is no sister version to this game.

See, you can tell because that Scrapish thing almost looks decent.

The concept has potential, anyway.

this game has lame hot-dog puns and amazing gameplay twists like substituting trees with little kids that I can only assume you kill to get rid of.

I didn't see that until just now. I blame you for this shit.
 

MotherFUCK.

Heheheh.

That's just so fucking bad. I mean even I think that's bad, and I did that episode full of ice puns and goddammit. i was holding up relatively well, but that realization did a lot of damage. I'm not certain I'll be able to make it past the first badge before my head explodes.

fucking hot dog, that's not okay

...Oh. Oh god. What.

Why would you even do that? D:

I'm totally missing the hot-dog pun?

Clifford is a Fire-type who just so happens to look like a dachshund (the most hot-dog-looking of all breeds of dog.).

And its Pokéname is "Mutton."