The Warring States of NPF - Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans!

Page 3 of 4

Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

The Warring States of NPF (http://www.nuklearforums.com/index.php)

- Playing Games (http://www.nuklearforums.com/forumdisplay.php?f=5)

- - Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38960)

Locke cole

01-21-2011 03:08 PM

...casual murder ain't cool, Topaz.

Aldurin

01-21-2011 06:06 PM

This is what happens when you let teenagers wield mutant monsters at their whim.

Lost in Time

01-21-2011 06:11 PM

Quote:

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20004/196.png

Everything except a vowel, I guess.

Loving this.

Geminex

01-21-2011 06:28 PM

Haha, excellent!

Viridis

01-22-2011 01:16 AM

I think the fire dog's spine is on sideways.

Token

01-22-2011 04:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viridis (Post 1102334)

I think the fire dog's spine is on sideways.

Dude, I have been looking at that thing every day for like two months now, and I still don't know what the hell is going on with it.

Token

01-28-2011 08:38 PM

Chapter 6: Something's gone wrong again

Loyal

01-28-2011 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token (Post 1104066)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20005/007.png
I still don't know who the hell parks a plane in water. How high do you have to even be?

About five feet below sea level? :knowledge:

Aldurin

01-28-2011 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token (Post 1104066)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20005/015.png
This isn't even flying. We're just fucking floating. Not even in the sky, in the gogdamn water.

Can't you tell? It's obviously . . .

:cool:

. . . hydroplaning.

ya

Flarecobra

01-28-2011 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token (Post 1104066)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20005/147.png

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y25...ces/Garet2.gif This Beef?

Thadius

01-28-2011 10:32 PM

I am noticing a disturbing trend here. I resume my LP, and suddenly so do three other people. If my calculations are correct, by the time I start book two, more LP's than actually exist here will resume.

Vauron

01-29-2011 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thadius (Post 1104128)

I am okay with this.

Professor Smarmiarty

01-29-2011 02:51 PM

Buxoth is a badass

Fusionman

02-15-2011 10:06 PM

So Token this game getting any worse?

Token

02-18-2011 03:49 AM

The answer is YES.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fusionman (Post 1109001)

So Token this game getting any worse?

You'll see at some point in the next 24 hours. I'm definitely getting one update up, and possibly two.

Token

02-18-2011 10:58 AM

Chapter 7: Slow Jamz

Shyria Dracnoir

02-18-2011 11:06 AM

You must have the constitution of a brick wall to be able to sit through this game when you're already sick as a dog.

Token

02-18-2011 11:10 AM

I figure if I have to suffer, so does everyone else.

Fusionman

02-18-2011 11:10 AM

Oh God they kept Pokemon contests! AAHHHHHHHHH

Seriously though what is wrong with this game!?

Aldurin

02-18-2011 12:36 PM

CARS!! I just wonder if you hear the sounds of bones breaking when you drive through grass?

Locke cole

02-18-2011 12:46 PM

I suddenly cannot wait for the cars. Remember, this is the game with the Acro Bike.

This means we'll have cars that pop wheelies and hop around.

Token

02-18-2011 01:18 PM

The cars are so horrible you have no fucking idea. It's glorious.

bluestarultor

02-18-2011 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thadius (Post 1104128)

Depends. How many are you off by? If I get the time, I could revive my secret shame just to spite you. :P

Of course I'd need to start over since I'm pretty sure that save went up in smoke somewhere along the line. :/

Aerozord

02-18-2011 01:53 PM

honestly was not expecting that last line

but I should have

Token

03-01-2011 07:04 AM

Chapter 8: Figure it Out

Shyria Dracnoir

03-01-2011 09:48 AM

Repost lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token

Chaaaaaavs

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/c...tupidburns.png

Loyal

03-01-2011 10:40 AM

Heh.

Are... are there people who actually speak that way?

Token

03-01-2011 11:08 AM

Chapter CAR: RIDIN' DIRTY

Aerozord

03-01-2011 05:14 PM

is "whelmed" really a word we are using now?

Token

03-01-2011 05:33 PM

http://i56.tinypic.com/35m45rc.png

Yes. U 'turbed?

Shyria Dracnoir

03-02-2011 11:14 PM

Where did you get that pic of Rocket Dude, Token? It's awesome.

Token

03-03-2011 07:16 AM

Little brother + GIMP + child labor. He is my favorite family member.

EDIT: unless you mean the second one, in which case it is actually fanart of Robin from Young Justice. We share a common hatred of prefixes.

DOUBLE EDIT: Should have Chapter 9 finished and posted Friday or Saturday, depending on how much my body wants to kill me.

Token

03-14-2011 09:03 PM

Chapter 9: Ridin' Dirty

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20009/001.png
Well, that was dumb. Might as well go pick up a Contest Pass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20009/002.png
!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20009/003.png
But Asshat was not okay. He was not wearing his seatbelt, and died when the cars collided. This is why 12 year olds should not drive.

BAD END.

(You're welcome, Nikose.)

Nikose Tyris

03-14-2011 09:15 PM

<3 <3 <3 I killed Topaz forevers.

Token

03-14-2011 09:42 PM

Chapter 9: Ridin' Dirty?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...ogue/021-1.png

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP484.png Oi! Why the hell did you gather us here, Giratina?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...ratinaTalk.png The child is dead. Father will not be pleased.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP484.png Oh for my sake... That stupid little bugger has no sense of preservation, does'e? Dialga. Can you fix this?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png Obviously.

...

...

...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...ogue/024-1.png

Ugh... where the hell...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.pngYou have to ask? Did my brother not beat this scenario into your head? Everything goes dark, you talk to a god, exposition, blah blah fucking blah.

Oh sweet fuck, no.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png Toby, shut the fuck up. I'm talking.

...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png Right. YOU fucked up and got yourself killed.

So this would be hell?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png... Didn't I just fucking tell you to shut the fuck up? No, you fucktard, you're asleep right now. God of Time here.

Meaning you're the one who made me lose Leat-

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png SHUT UP, I AM TALKING. Thank you. Right. As I was fucking saying, you were dead. Now you're not. You're welcome.

...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.pngI said "YOU'RE WELCOME."

...thank you?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCKING SPEAK.

...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.pngHeh, just fuckin' with ya, kid. I'm no good with this whole "angry god" shit.

O...kay then.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.pngAnyway kid, I'm giving you a choice. Right now, you're passed out in the car, a little before your accident. Now, frankly, I'd rather you didn't die. You're fun to watch.

That doesn't sound even remotely creepy.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...alk/MDP483.png I know it didn't. Truth be told, you piss off my brother far too much for me to let anything happen to you. It's funny, so might as well offer you a favor. Now, you're going to have to deal with this region eventually. Two thirds of us agreed on it, and Father thinks it would be entertaining. But I'm willing to offer you a break. You can get this out of the way now... or you can spend some time with your old team before I get overruled and you're dragged back here again.

So. What do you choose?

(I've been getting some complaints about Topaz, so I figured I'd give y'all the opportunity to decide if I switch back to Silver for a while. Y'all have a week to vote.)

Fusionman

03-14-2011 09:46 PM

We can get out of this hell for a while...

This must be a trap. Do it now. We will not fall for this trap!

Fenris

03-14-2011 10:01 PM

I could go for either. Topaz is fun because it's so terrible, but Silver is the best Pokemon game and if you disagree you're both wrong and stupid.

Lost in Time

03-14-2011 10:21 PM

Quite honestly, I'm torn, as much as I'd love to see how horrible this rabbit hole goes, I also kind of want to see you finish up Silver. So, as to not beat around the bush, my vote shall lie in Topaz for the moment being.

Menarker

03-14-2011 11:11 PM

I am personally more inclined to see you complete Silver. ^^

Aldurin

03-14-2011 11:24 PM

Yes, go return to Stupidhed. The reunion will be glorious!!

PCD	03-14-2011 11:24 PM

I would really love to see you finish Silver... but I imagine that, beating Silver and coming back to Topaz would be far less rewarding than destroying Topaz and having the reward of coming back to glorious, glorious Silver. So my vote's with Topaz right now.

Loyal

03-14-2011 11:28 PM

I'll say Topaz, for the reasons outlined above.

Aldurin

03-14-2011 11:31 PM

I change my vote to Topaz, also if switching back and forth does come up again make sure whatever comes after Silver and Topaz is something that you can hack the Silver team into.

Flarecobra

03-14-2011 11:39 PM

Topaz. So long as he kills all that stands in his way really fast.

Thadius

03-15-2011 12:08 AM

TORN. So. Fucking. TORN.

I'd have to say...

Finish Topaz now, then go back to Silver with Leatherhead.

Because FUCK YEAH GATORS!

Flarecobra

03-15-2011 12:09 AM

But he doesn't have Leatherhead. He's got Leafyhead.

Thadius

03-15-2011 12:25 AM

Then exceptions will have to be made, WON'T THEY?!

Aldurin

03-15-2011 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flarecobra (Post 1114646)

But he doesn't have Leatherhead. He's got Leafyhead.

It's actually stupidhed, also he should get Firehead along with those two when he gets back.

bluestarultor

03-15-2011 11:09 AM

I say finish up Topaz. Thinking of it this way, they're liable to leave Asshat in whatever region he finishes in, so choosing to return to Silver might leave him slightly less miserable in the end.

Token

03-15-2011 11:49 AM

He was Stupidhed longer officially, I guess, but he's been Leafyhed to me since before the fifth badge.

EDIT: And Bluesy... Spoilers I guess, even though I stated this ages ago

Professor Smarmiarty

03-15-2011 12:39 PM

Topaz topaz topaz! Also the TCG was suprising fun if broken as all blazes.

bluestarultor

03-15-2011 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Token (Post 1114720)

He was Stupidhed longer officially, I guess, but he's been Leafyhed to me since before the fifth badge.

EDIT: And Bluesy... Spoilers I guess, even though I stated this ages ago

I actually have that game! It's surprisingly not terrible.

If you need tips, I still remember an easy way to bilk the system.

Professor Smarmiarty

03-15-2011 01:21 PM

Is the way to bilk the system- fill you deck with the absolutely adsurb amount of card draw, put in a tiny amount of super strong pokemon, never lose?
LIke I'm pretty sure I played through that entire game and only lost about 2 duels without swapping decks. The deck manipulation is insane and the computer player plays suboptimal pokemon so you really shouldn't ever lose.

The Argent Lord

03-15-2011 01:22 PM

I'll vote Topaz too, for the reasons everyone else said, plus you haven't gotten to the best sprite yet.

Aerozord

03-15-2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1114745)

I get this odd amusement that yugioh has firmly planted "duel" into card gaming lexicon

Fenris

03-15-2011 01:49 PM

I'm going to have to vote for Topaz, Silver is amazing but we can wait a hair longer.

PCD	03-15-2011 01:55 PM

Aw damn TGC, that game will forever haunt me--my sister and I managed to struggle our way through the final bosses and we were SO proud of ourselves. Immediately after, the game's internal battery failed, and made it impossible to save anything if you turned off the game for more than a fraction of a second. The memory still shakes me to this day.

Flarecobra

03-15-2011 02:19 PM

Ahhh. I remember the TCG... They HATED my Eggcutor deck. Loaded up one of those guys with a ton of Energy, and just kept using Big Eggsplosion over and over. Especally when I had like 10 energy on them.

And that final match... I actually Decked him without even trying.

bluestarultor

03-15-2011 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1114745)

More like keep your crappy starter deck and replay the first guy over and over in the exact order you played your cards in the tutorial. He'll use the exact same cards in turn. You can play the exact same match the exact same way over and over again and get decent cards out of it ad infinitum.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PCD (Post 1114755)

Oddly, IIRC, the save battery died ridiculously quickly in ours, too. :raise:

Fusionman

03-15-2011 02:47 PM

IT'S A TRAPPP! STAY IN TOPAZ!

Professor Smarmiarty

03-15-2011 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerozord (Post 1114748)

I get this odd amusement that yugioh has firmly planted "duel" into card gaming lexicon

See I also played Yugioh cardgames on the gameboy- even more broken. You could only lay 1 monster a turn but there were tras and spells that killed 1 or more monsters and you could lay as many as you want. I had like about 6 monsters in my deck, the rest was all killing traps and spells and the computer would just get decimated every time. I eventually started using the weakest monster cards I could find just to humiliate them a bit more.
Ahh Gameboy card games, classic times.

Token

03-15-2011 03:55 PM

Okay, TCG for the gameboy was the best goddamn Pokemon game, and anyone who says otherwise can climb a wall of dicks, fall off, and then drown to death in a bukkakke waterfall. Also fuck yeah Exeggutor decks and doublefuck yes for Blastoise decks. Good mother fuckin' times.

As for Yu-Gi-Oh gameboy games... well, I still play Duel Acadamy for the GBA every once in a while. Cheaper than actually collecting the cards, and more fun. Of course, I say that, but I still have a shitton of Pokemon cards...

Loyal

03-15-2011 04:26 PM

Quote:

Hell yeah, no argument. And it had the best-worst Excuse Plot ever. And it was before all these miscellaneous expansions came out. And Promo Meowth was delightfully shiny. And the game was probably singlehandedly responsible for kids thinking that Ghost was immune to Psychic, and Psychic was weak against Ghosts. And the music was great.

[edit] And there was that weird fucker dressed up as a bear or something.

Professor Smarmiarty

03-15-2011 04:31 PM

Yeah totally aces was that game. Music is sweet too. They should remake that for the DS.

PCD	03-15-2011 08:40 PM

I have absolutely no argument that TGC was amazing, I loved that game. I never actually understood how the card games worked up until I played it, either, which I count as a happy thing for learning bonuses. I'm just sad that I was never able to play it all the way through more than once, because it was so fun!

akaSM

03-15-2011 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1114799)

They should remake that for the DS.

This, seriously, the game was insanely fun. And for a game released after Red & Blue, you could rematch people as many times as you wanted!. In Red & Blue you could only rematch the Elite Four so, that was amazing.

Token

06-02-2011 01:02 PM

Chapter 9: Ridin' Dirty

Loyal

06-02-2011 01:13 PM

More Asshat? Fantastic!

Quote:

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/a...%20009/005.png

Oh dear god that man's legs.

Aldurin

06-02-2011 01:29 PM

Why is an ice type penguin using an incendiary punch?

Nikose Tyris

06-02-2011 01:36 PM

I wish you could use cut on ANYONE you want. >:C

Flarecobra

06-02-2011 01:47 PM

So the motorists drive Chevys?

Bard The 5th LW

06-02-2011 02:00 PM

Shock wave what?

akaSM

06-02-2011 03:55 PM

Of COURSE shock wave is related to ice...somehow...

Bard The 5th LW

06-02-2011 08:28 PM

I don't even think it could conduct through ice.

akaSM

06-02-2011 08:31 PM

We got a fire punching ice penguin so yeah, ice conducting electricity doesn't seem like an impossibility now.

Aerozord

06-02-2011 08:33 PM

what does happen if you run a current through ice assuming you could keep it cold enough it wouldn't melt, does it conduct?

of course this isn't pure ice, cause pure water wont conduct period

akaSM

06-02-2011 08:40 PM

I just remembered something...didn't the names of the moves get changed in this game? Maybe this shock wave isn't the shock wave we know.

Also, while electricity wouldn't go through ice, I bet a shock wave would, so yeah :P

Token

06-02-2011 08:40 PM

The same thing that happens to everything else.

The Murderer

06-04-2011 06:08 AM

This is one of the best lets plays i've ever seen. i spent hours reading through it all from beginning to here

Professor Smarmiarty

06-04-2011 06:15 AM

Ice don't conduct Mr electricity. It can pass phonons to a limited degree but the shockwave would just smash i t really.
But Asshat is the best.

All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:22 AM.

Page 3 of 4

Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page