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Nique

10-17-2010 01:33 AM

How do you get an elephant in a fridge?

Open the door and put him in!

What are some of your favorite non-jokes or Shaggy-Dog stories?

Feel free to replace the details so as to make insulting remarks about NPF posters.

Seil	10-17-2010 01:43 AM

Quote:

insulting remarks about NPF posters.

Why am I suddenly worried?

Viridis

10-17-2010 01:43 AM

Wasn't "Why did the chicken cross the road?" originally one of these? Read that somewhere.

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Originally Posted by John Hodgman

A priest, a rabbi, and a nonreligious person are flying across the Atlantic Ocean, all for different reasons. There is engine trouble, and one of the wings catches on fire. The plane starts to go down. Luckily, there are enough parachutes for everyone. Evacuation is orderly. End of joke.

bluestarultor

10-17-2010 01:48 AM

http://www.cad-comic.com/cad/

Am I doing it right?

Edit:

Okay, to actually contribute, here's a couple lateral thinking problems and their answers.

How do you get down from a camel?
You don't get down from a camel; it comes from a goose.

If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.

Professor Smarmiarty

10-17-2010 03:20 AM

What's yellow and sinks?
A bulldozer.

What's yellow and doesn't sink?
Jesus the bulldozer

Wwhat's red and invisible?
No tomatoes

Seil	10-17-2010 03:50 AM

You are all terrible.

Revising Ocelot

10-17-2010 05:11 AM

Replace the thread title tag with a Seil tag already, just so there's no confusion on the primary subject matter.

A Zarkin' Frood

10-17-2010 05:49 AM

About half of these

The lol-Seil meme deserves a mention as well. Almost worse than assuming control.

Let me formulate that as a joke, with spoiler tags and all:
(Someone makes a thread)
Lol, Seil.

EVILNess

10-17-2010 06:41 AM

You do know that we as a collective group actually mostly like you Seil.

Yes, the collective.

Prepare to be assimilated Seil.

Amake

10-17-2010 06:44 AM

Two elks were out flying one day, when one of them suddenly dove and spiraled out of control. Then he recovered and rejoined the other elk, who asked what's the matter. The first elk then said, "I'm fine, I just got a meatball in my eye."

PS. That link don't work, CC.

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