ALIENS!
 

SO I WROTE ALIENS IN YOUTUBE AND STARTED CLICKING LINKS AND I GOT THE TRUTH THAT THE GOVERNMENT COVERS UP (THAT IS WHY THEY CAN"T REGULATE THE ECONOMY- TOO MUCH ALIEN COVER UP).
Did you know that the pyramids were never intended as tombs- names of the pharoahs were only added to them in the 19th century- it's true, some guy saw it being done.
And that they line up nearly North and South. How would Egyptians know where true north is!
And crop circles! They found metal discs there which were nearly pure silver! AND high levels of radiation and magnetisation. This last one is true Becuase a guy had a giantic cartoonish magnet.
The British army is baffled by crop circles!. Does this mean guerilla war was also invented by aliens! Yes!
US money is loaded with astrological symbols referring to alien contact! These same symbols are also throughout Christianity and various psuedo-pagan religions of Europe and pre christian reliiongs. Coincidence? I think not!
The pyramids line up with stars in the sky!
Modern engineering standards allow a building to sink a few inches each decade, the Pyramids have sunk only about 1/2 an inch over 1000s a year!

Small artifacts when appropriately scaled up and fitted for details that obviosuly couldn't be represented at such small scales (like nose cones are meant to be jet engines) actually fly in real life!

Seeing aliens at the foot of the bed often occurs alongside paralysis! The fact that these events have been seen to be linked in forms of neuro-psychosis is some form of evolutionary warning mechanism against aliens!

So with this massive amount of evidence how can you deny aliens have visited us? What is their purpose! Why don't they reveal itself.

ALL IS FINE, HUMAN.

THERE ARE NO ALIENS.

CONTINUE TO EAT YOUR FAST FOOD AND WATCH YOUR TELEVISION OBLIVIOUS TO YOUR INEVITABLE FATE.

The Beard is a powerful influence, it keeps them in check for they fear the bristly wrath

GUYS I Found A SERIOUS HISTORY CHANNEL DOCUMENTARY! Watching now! IF I NOT BACK IN 90 MINUTES I HAVE BEEN CAPTURED BY EUROPOL FOR SUPPRESSIVE REASONS.

E: HOLY SHIT, THE ANCIENT EGYPTIANS HAD PLANES

If Atlantis never existed, how do you explain that the Mayans built structures we call pyramids, just like (kind of) the Egyptians!

And everybody knows that Atlantis was founded by aliens.

So Youtube is like the Discovery Channel, then?

I thought Aliens v. Predator cleared this all up. The ancient Mayans were taught how to build pyramids from the Predators so that the Preds could purposefully get them face raped by face huggers for an alien manhood ritual.

OH MY GOD GUYS I FOUND THE TRUTHIEST TRUTHS OF THEM ALL OVER AT TRUTHISM!

SEIL, Look at the thread tag- this is a serious thread for SERIOUS discussion.

Atlantis was a thought experiment of Shitty Pants Platface- you discredit valid theories by bringing in such ridiculous fanwank.
UNLESS! Plato was an alien! Oh wait! Plato was involved in politics so would try to cover up aliens adn what betterway to cover up an alien city than by picking its name "RANDOMLY" as a thought experiment. IT ALL MAKES SENSE.


MORE DOCUMENTARY NEWS: If you build the images seen in a J. POllock you get adimensional vortex!


Human? Gay dudes are people too! It's ok!

Aleins don't have razors!

The Earth Buffet opens in 2012.
 

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The hundred-thousand-year-old creatures that are going to eat us in 2012 recently had a debate over whether or not Earth People felt pain when they were boiled alive. They decided our nervous systems are too simple to process what they call "pain."
This is my all time favorite Overcompensating comic.

OH GOD. HOW DID THE MEXICANS LEVEL A MOUNTAIN? MEXICANS ARE TOO LAZY TO DO IT BY HAND.

Aliens? Hur hur hur. What fools you all are.

There is nothing done by supposed "extraterrestrials" that could not have been done by the subterranean inhabitants of Shambhala and Agharti, whose technological progression began soon after the earth cooled, nestled in Gaia's warm embrace, and so they are millions of years ahead of us. Clear proof for the existence of a passage to their cities at the north pole is seen in the myth of "Santa Claus", a magical being who descends once a year upon the lower latitudes to distribute gifts. In fact, this is speaking of the Aryans distributing technological advances to various civilizations around the globe as the Aryans felt they had progressed far enough to be worthy of them. Thus they gave to the Mayans and Egyptians pyramids, but after their betrayals caused manufactured cataclysms to descend upon them for their sins (The Ten Plagues of Egypt, Smallpox, etc.), helping to cause the downfall of their civilizations.

Aliens? Pfft. The technologically advanced subterranean civilizations of Ultima Thule are obviously where these advances have come from, not some non-existent external force!