I can't sleep
 

So I can't get to sleep at all tonight. Normally I wouldjt get boozed and drunk post you suckers but I've got nothing at hand.
I'm really tired but can't sleep. What should Ido!

Write a subversive adventure novel.

What kind of subversive? Cause any adventure novel I write is probably going to end with the hero realising the inanity of it all, maybe shooting some people and smoking a lot of cigarettes but it will end with me just writing "Fuck it" and stopping writing.

You forget who you talk to. I have surpassed such primitive biological caveman rumblings.

E: Currentely trying to track a source for L'Incal. Comic book publishers are retarded.
Next up moving everything in my house 2 cm to the left.

Make it a choose your own adventure. And all paths lead to failure. The good ending can only be reached by ignoring the arbitrary restraints placed upon you by the book (a metaphor for society, obviously= and cheating.

DO IT.

This is fucking genius.

You are Max Broadbent, a journalist for a school newspaper who one day discovers a terrible secret that promises to change everything. What is the secret of the newspaper room? Will YOU discover it in time? Can you escape the dastardly and mysterious Principal Sharp? Are all the questions secret rewordings of existential dilemmas played out against the looming influence of Saturn, the nightmare planet? Find out in the "Stop the Presses: A journalistic japery!"

Every page is going to have the option "Shoot a stranger, go to prison, smoke a cigarette, die content" but it just leads to a picture of some fatcats sitting round a table laughing while they smoke dollar bills. In fact I think that will be quite a common death page.


On one page you battle the dragon who lives in the printer room before become depressed upon victory because
A) Your fetishised violence is no longer being supported by a media superstructure due to your reckless disregard for journalistic practice leading to your firing
B) The dragon's aggresion was a product of his environment and a supportive system of subtle reincentives could have reintroduced him to the wider world
or
C) You gorge on dragon meat which now lacks the appeal of the unobtainable leading you into a spiral of ennui and liftless depression.
Which will you choose?

D) Team up with the dragon to bring down some Milton Waddams-esque firey doom on the company before skipping off to Tahiti.

E) Dragon slumber party!

F) Ride the printer like a mechancial bull

^Changing my vote to this

Going with F.