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Bells 11-14-2010 08:28 PM

When Life Flips
 
So, let me repeat my post on the annoucement Thread but with extra ellaboration...

Holy CRAP!

So, i'm back... after suddenly going MIA. What's new?

New Job, 3 months in and i'm already slotted for a possible promotion
Lost Girlfriend. 3 Years in and turns out the girl is a major Bitch... who could see that coming?!

New prospects on the horizon. Lost weight, got a ton of money, tossed away a ton of money in Gunpla models, a 16y'old girl want to get into my pants, so does a 35 y'old woman (i cannot explain this phenomenon)

Life is... interesting. And now i'm back.

...why can't i quit this place? Goddamn it....

So... yeah, some crazy stuff has happened lately. I've finnally graduated as a Safety Technician. Got a very nice job as a Material Logistic Operator (a way toget more knowledge on the inside of a company instead of jumping straight for the responsability of being a Safety Technician in a Offshore industry)

Things are going well except for one Harpy Backstabber of a co-worker... but i learned to deal with that. Actually things went well enough that i have a shot at a position as a Safety Technician specialized in Training on a Oil Rig. That would be my Dream Job right there! But it's hard to get.

Ex-GF turned out to be a Major Bitch. HUGE emotional Breakdown over that. But i'm ok now (there is a trully liberating thing in telling someone to Go to Hell and feeling like it was the right thing to do).

Weirder stuff has happened, as a 16 year old girl wants me badly (have no clue over why) and a 35 year old dentist also wants me real bad... it's a connumdrum i can't solve. But i don't really WANT to solve it. I'm single 25 year old guy and slotted to get some!

Since i started owrking i lost a ton of weight (Smiled like a jackass when i noticed that i got a full hole ahead on my belt) and am feeling much better health-wise. It's actually pretty great!

It's wierd... 6 months ago i would call myself Borderline miserable. And now, even though my future is far from set on stone, things are happening and the changes have changed me. This is actually some pretty solid good stuff. Specially to change from "bad" to "this is quite nice"

So, what about you guys? Ever being trough that?

bluestarultor 11-14-2010 11:40 PM

Happy to hear it and glad to see you back!


I guess I have to say I had this happen when I became a programmer. Best decision I ever made.

Fenris 11-15-2010 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells (Post 1087472)
Weirder stuff has happened, as a 16 year old girl wants me badly (have no clue over why) and a 35 year old dentist also wants me real bad... it's a connumdrum i can't solve. But i don't really WANT to solve it. I'm single 25 year old guy and slotted to get some!

Depending on the laws of Brazil (which is where I think you're from), this might not be a good thing.

Nikose Tyris 11-15-2010 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1087514)
Depending on the laws of Brazil (which is where I think you're from), this might not be a good thing.

Laws in Canada say it's fantastic.

Pip Boy 11-15-2010 12:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells (Post 1087472)
Weirder stuff has happened, as a 16 year old girl wants me badly (have no clue over why) and a 35 year old dentist also wants me real bad... it's a connumdrum i can't solve. But i don't really WANT to solve it. I'm single 25 year old guy and slotted to get some!

I'm pretty sure if you nail them both at once, it'll be the equivalent of nailing 2 25 year old women, which is perfectly legal and socially acceptable.


So go do that now or you're not a man.

Magus 11-15-2010 01:11 AM

Date the dentist, I bet she makes beaucoup bucks.

Hatake Kakashi 11-15-2010 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Magus (Post 1087523)
Date the dentist, I bet she makes beaucoup bucks.

God only knows how many people's mouths she's been into though....

Bells 11-15-2010 10:12 AM

Yep. now i remember why i can't quit here... even though it always seem the sane thing to do.

And yeah, law here is pretty firm, 16 is a no-no . Although there is actually an Grey area where it's legaly acceptable if it's consensual, but it's not morally acceptable by society at large. The thing is...

A) She doesn't care. B) She has actually suggested that she would wait untill she turns 17 next year so there wouldn't be much of a problem and C) I trully can't understand why...

As for the dentist lady, it's another road all together. Since we were planning of expending New Year's evening together. I'm actually worried about my Oral Hygiene not being good enough

It's a really weird situation...

Hatake Kakashi 11-15-2010 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bells (Post 1087565)
As for the dentist lady, it's another road all together. Since we were planning of expending New Year's evening together. I'm actually worried about my Oral Hygiene not being good enough

It's a really weird situation...

On the flip side, if she's the happy-ending type, you can rest assured, her mouth will be quite pristine.


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