Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.
 

Dude.

Duuuuuuuude.

Dude dude, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude.

Dude?

Translation:

Hello good sir/ma'am,

I hope you've had a pleasant evening.

My evening went well, and and hopefully was the first of many.

How did your day go?

Yo, bro. What up, bro?

Somebody got lucky? XD

I think I know what you all are reading stories from.

This guy.

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-...prinny-ftw.jpg
DooooooooooooooD!

Even if I had, a gentleman never kisses and tells :cool:

All I did was have a wonderful evening with a beautiful lady of similar personal and academic pursuits ;)

And also, dude bro dude.

How did this:

Turn into this:
And somehow actually be right?

EDIT: And gentlemen kiss and tell all the time broski, so pics or it didn't happen.

EDIT AGAIN: Of the girl, I mean, not the sex.

If you don't know this scene then you haven't lived.
 

Duuuude, Sweet!!, Duuuude, Sweet, Duuuude, Sweet . . .

Shibby.

Yo What'up Digdy dog! Mah-brotha!

What'z up in this muthafuckn Hizouse!? Where my bitches at?

Can a Brohter get a High Five over here? C'mon! Mah Bro Eltangrim is gettim SUM o' THAT! WOOT WOOT!

you kids get off mah lawn!!! lousy young'ens. with the "dudes" and the "bros" and the "woots"

It's not the only viable guess, of course!
 

Have you never noticed when a friend who hasn't gotten laid in a long time [in this case maybe ever?] is suddenly very happy about everything? It seemed a reasonable guess to me.

e: That parenthetical sounds more harsh than it needs to be. hur hur virgins

Dude.

I am not amused.
 

Just got laid threads: The only thing worse than drunk threads.

I dunno man. This thread at least had Edgar Allen Bro, and that's something. Those drunk threads got pretty awful.

Yes, that includes mine.
 

Yeah, but it also had every other post in this thread.

This would be more funny if I didn't have a roommate who actually talks like that. >:I

I dunno man. I can't really get a proper hate-on for this thread. It's just been consistently bland except for like one good post, so I'm just very meh towards it. There are plenty of threads much more on the awful, easy-to-hate side of things than this one.

:raise:

I don't think judging a thread by the quality of posts Bells and Aldurin make is very fair.

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Also, even though you are fairly right, who said you could excuse yourself of that little group tagline you putted together huh? no way man, you are one of us! :dance:

Bullshit.

Yeah, I dunno who this "Aldurin" person is supposed to be when Earl is standing right there.

Dude, Where's My Car was a bad movie, but it was still better than this thread.
 

You'd have an argument if Earl's post hadn't been better than the OP.

I don't know what is up with you guys and the general weirdness today but it is super confusing.

Maybe it's me.

Yeah, it's probably me. I am hella tired from staying up all night and guys let me tell you 'Four Loko' does things to you.

So, hey sure why not. 'Duuuuuude'.

Dude, Four Loko is totally not dude, you know? Dude.

I have no idea.
 

Is this a thread of broful bros, brospecting each other?

I can respect that. Bros.

At least there's not nearly as big a chance that there might be too many. Attachment 7580

Oooh you clever you

It seemed like the only reasonable response.
 

OCELOT DREAMT ALL NIGHT ABOUT BIG BOSS. NOT BECAUSE OCELOT WAS GAY FOR HIM, BUT BECAUSE OCELOT RESPECTED HIM SO MUCH. THE WORLD IS FULL OF BROS, BUT NO-ONE AS BROFUL AS BIG BOSS. BIG BOSS LONGED TO BE FREE, TO BUILD A BROTOPIA CALLED OUTER HEAVEN FULL OF MANLY, HETEROSEXUAL, STRONG, BEER-CHUGGING, FPS-PLAYING, CONFUSING FREEDOM THAT WOULD FILL THE HEARTS OF EVERY MAN (ABSOLUTELY NO WOMEN ALLOWED) INSIDE IT, ALTHOUGH MEN DON'T HAVE FEELINGS OR EXPRESS THEM. BUT STILL, OCELOT DREAMT. HE LAY ON HIS BED WITH HIS HEAD ON HIS PILLOW, STARING UP AT THE CEILING.

...

I like this story becuase, privately, all men want to live in a magic bromantical world like this.

I skipped a paragraph. Two guesses why.
 

SO BECAUSE HE WAS WANTING TO RESPECT HIM, OCELOT GOT UP. HE HEADED THROUGH THE HALLS OF THE BROTOPIA WITH ITS BEER AND FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS AND RAP MUSIC AND KNOCKED RESPECTFULLY ON BIG BOSS'S DOOR. BIG BOSS WAS WATCHING PRO-WRESTLING WHEN OCELOT CAME IN.

"HEY BRO," SAID OCELOT, "I NEED TO SAY. I RESPECT YOU VERY VERY MUCH."

BIG BOSS STOOD UP.

"I RESPECT YOU TOO, BRO," HE SAID, AND THEN SAID, "I FEEL BROSPECTFUL."

Why are you sharing that.

It seemed relevant.

It's always relevant.

But you're stealing my brospectful thunder!

As usual, I feel like I'm missing something.

"DAMN," SAID BIG BOSS, "RESPECT IS REALLY HARD TO GET OUT OF THE CARPET."

THEN THEY WENT AND CHUGGED A KEG OF BEER.

Don't you mean BRO-WRESTLING?

I'll show myself out.

Post googling-it ruling: you should have posted that paragraph

Was tempted to, but I didn't know what the forum rules were about two dudes seriously respecting each other.

But then again all the best saints were too.
 

I don't see what's so bad about that. Men should always respect each other, just as long as I get respected first! Respect is a very important thing to have between two men! In fact men should be respecting each other way more often than they respect women.

I guess you're schizophrenic, by the way.

Oh dear God, this is bad
 

There was once a bishop talking in our school and he was oka' with two dudes respecting each other in brotherly ways.

But I was left to thinking that there's also those who aren't oka' with two dudes respecting each other. And I thought, oh dear godly Santa God, celestial McGod and the weed smoked through pages of Bibble, that why did you ever create women.

Because without them all bros would understand the respect towards brothers and men alike, and there wouldn't be silly hate because some bros dig to respect other bros, we would only respect guys if we had no choice.

But alas, I'm not as wise as the Bro in the clouds and I'm not sure at all, so thou who are so pretty wise, tell to me, who doesn't believe in you but thinks that your son was guy with attitude, why things are like this, why must we hate each other? ;_;