Gurhrrr, I need help
 

Guhrrrrrr, another night another owned d-flor, another terrible drunkeness, how did I get home? Wh is this person wiht me?
I may have a problem. Let's join the AA, God will fix this!

Describe this mystery guest. That will tell us how badly you need an intervention.

This is way too coherent to be a legitimate SMB drunk-post. Nice try mister.

Looking at SMB's posting activities over the last hour or so, I would like to withdraw this statement.

We shall request Pictures of your current status to assess the situation.

Also, you drink too much.

You drink and web too much

you are a drunken webber

you are a Weken or a Drunber!

I'm not falling for your drunken charade again, Mister SMB. I took you to the hospital last time to have your stomach pumped and all they found was a clown with a pinata. I denounce you, thou lecherous deceitful fiend! You will not fool me twice!


But seriously though, rum party anyone?

Try a little bit of moderation. Drink if you want, but just go for a slightly warm buzz. That way you will have fun and still remember the fun you had the next morning. Going through life in a drunken stuper is definately not the way to go.