Snow thread.
 

So, sorry if I missed one we already had, but we just got a buttload of snow all at once. Fifteen inches, to be exact. Possibly more. My area now looks from one snowfall like it hasn't even looked mid-winter in a couple years. I would have said it sooner, but I was too busy shoveling again and again as the stuff kept falling. It was actually so bad they plowed our street. For reference, the plow usually visits our street at most three times a year, while some kind soul with a pickup usually handles it the rest of the time to make our street drivable. It takes a LOT to shut down Wisconsin, but the city did pretty much just that. Almost all of the restaurants closed and very few people were brave enough to try to drive in it (the pussies!).

Whoever wished for a white Christmas needs to be found and shot.

Fuck snow. Fuck snow foralways.

This is the first proper, cold, snowy winter I've had in the last 4 years.
I hate it already.

Yeah, this is happening.
 

I am snow sorry.

Your city shuts down for fifteen inches of snow? :raise:

Snow god.
No more cold puns.
We got enough of froze in Asshat's Adventures.
Iceriously, man, do not do this.
I mean, I thought we were cool!

FUCK snow.

That's all there is to say on the matter.

I haved lived alll my life in a tropical wonderland where snow is a myth. The last few years I have lived in basically the artic. I have avoided winter every year except this one. And ho shit is snow stupid. Notice how world history is basically people trying to get away from Europe? There is a reason for that.

Snowkay, I get your point! No need to be snow cold...

This right here? This moment?

This is me having no sympathy for you.

I'm in Saskatoon baby, where it snows 10 inches every night and snow one gives a snuck.