Kole isn't a coward. He just assumes everything bad is happening. He'll go into the dark cave but he won't enjoy it.

... Krylo, didn't you already post that bit about what the Udrafresk eats?

Because if you didn't, that means I can see the future.

I did. Then Gem was all 'WAH WAH I HAD THIS THING' and then it went away.

I'd rather be able to see the future.

Okay, I'll have to read that shit again then because I was running on that same assumption. Which was why he ditched.

Really, does any group actually need a blue mage?

No, but most groups can benefit from a cook.

Fuckupo is the best word ever.

So Caspin is basically an even more unlikable Neelix?

Not sure, I have no idea who Neelix is.

H3Y OV3RC4ST, 1S TH1S YOU?
 

Man, you guys are quick. The diet was only up for about 10 minutes.

OH DEAR GOD WHAT THE FUCK.

But I hope not, I just figure like all nakama in the making he is that unfortunate soloist that can't stop his bullshit until he is charmed by the power of friendship.

Would you believe that Prasad named one of his guns "Friendship"?

He named the other "Fatality."

Argath's spear is named "Anal Probe".

Just FYI.

And he isn't gay? You need to stop confusing people.

Opposed CHA checks for all the dick waving:

Prasad (17) isn't scared of Caspin (8).

Argath (14) is impressive to Caspin (10), but Prasad (16), once again, is like, wuteva. Though he probably agrees with the sentiment.

Edit: P.S. Stop dick waving or I'll introduce Judge "Fuck You".

Spears are phallic.

Yeah, I'm good to move on to our destination anytime.

Didn't realize we were even doing this for checks. I mostly did it out of the idea that Caspin was actually going to start a fight with him, because he is a terrible individual who would do something like that.

But I'll follow the checks blah blah.

Hay Drac, I just want to be sure you know that "Vantas" is a type of drug used to treat prostate cancer.

Cause, you know, you named your dragon that.

Drac's dragon offers free prostate exams.

That's what it's 'strange attack' is.

This was the closest image I could find to what just happened.

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b3...rChristoph.jpg
And then that.

And then everybody was all
 

And it ended with a little of this.
 

But it was mostly just

Alright!

I have established Arden as a character.

God damn that took too long.

Krylo said we're supposed to interact for a bit. I've decided that this will be Arden's first mission with you guys, so she'd only know you from the one-line-slips-of-paper she got before being assigned (I asked Krylo about what information she'd know about the lot of you before hand, so I imagine you have access to the same incredably vague descriptions). Its probably safe to assume you know her name, but not much else about her. That's what I'll be assuming she knows about most of you.

Raltz might be an exception, what with the Famous Trait. What's he supposed to be Famous for anyway?

It's a good thing that this disk is plug-and-play; none of us have skill points in systems.

And yeah, what makes Ralts so great, Bard?

Fuck you.

You're just pointing that out today?

Fuck you.

I didn't notice that was the name until today.

Edit: Raltz has been doing random solo adventures up until this point. He's basically the sort of Drifter dude that you'd see in a typical Western movie.

Why he is still level 1 is a mystery.

At some point, Kole is going to use destiny to explode in an ambush.

Tsundere or not, I have to admit, Arden's fun to write.

Thanks for putting my post up for me, by the way, Phil. Glad you don't mind Bello getting the Teddy-Bear treatment.

"Oh, hey! Aren't you that one silver haired girl who goes around doing low level missions for some strange reason? Uh, Raltz wasn't it? Man, I can't believe you're still at the Initiate level - is your success rate really just that low?"

I'm not sure if Arden will say it like that of course. But she'll probably be thinking it.

He would only 'correct' her on the part about the missions being low level.

But yeah basically.

That's what the Cute trait is for.