Sex Games Go Hands Free With Kinect
 

Sex Games Go 'Hands Free' With Kinect

Okay, so there's sex games for Kinect. Or Kinekt. Or however Microsoft's spelling it. I'm pretty - pretty here means definately - sure that there's a market for sex games, but I'm not entirely sure that Microsoft needs this right now.

It's going to be hard to introduce their new motion thingy while media outlets, religious foundations and soccer moms the world over are going "THINK OF THE CHILDREN!" So, probably gonna make some money off of this, but it'll spark off controversy that...

Wait.

Controller free sex games? Where do I go to pick up an XBox?

Well, I believe most modded kinect games are being modded on the PC? So you just need a kinect and you can use your own PC for porn just like always. But yeah, really, who couldn't see this one coming?

Microsoft.

Hey, sex has been one of the main drives to finance and encourage technology. If we let the perverts keep developing this stuff we'll have mental interface in no time.

Polygons get me all hot and bothered.

As pathetic as this is, that's kind of a disingenuous argument.
 

Yeah, ink, pixels, and light projected onto a screen are all are much hotter.

Edit: I like how his hand kept clipping through her tits.

I prefer to have some peripherals with my sex, thank you very much.

I honestly dont see the appeal, I mean over just, lets say watching it or something. There is zero feedback, might as well just pantomime it while watching a porno.

Dammit Seil here I was, totally free of any reason to ever buy a Kinect, and then you show me this.

Just dammit.

Custer's Revenge is like, 20 trillion years old in internet time.
 

This is not knocking Seil's OP - Just pointing out that sex and, indeed, even rape themed computer-interactive-video-screen-electronic-games are a thing that has existed for a long, long time.

Like, seriously I haven't played or even actively researched a single one of them and I can think of at least 6 or 7 pretty mainstream titles off the top of my head.