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Kim 12-18-2010 05:37 PM

let me tell you about my politiks animes
 
Let me tell you about what will be the greatest animu ever.

Barack Obama is student council president at Chenji Gakuen, and pilot of the legendary super robot HopeBuster. When an evil alien race from the planet Loxodonta invades, only Obama can stop them. After flying off to face the threat, he returns. "Good news, everyone!" he begins, "I got them to agree to only kill one-third of the human race!" When the people revile him and throw rocks at him, he tells them to stop whining.

Roll credits.

phil_ 12-18-2010 06:41 PM

Where are the girls?

Kim 12-18-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phil_ (Post 1095112)
Where are the girls?

They're implied and have no plot relevance. Just like real anime!

Loyal 12-18-2010 07:00 PM

But NonCon, what's the lesson to be learned here?

A Zarkin' Frood 12-18-2010 07:02 PM

That Obama is willing to negotiate with aliens and is probably one himself.

EDIT: I mean, fuck, they probably said "It's cool man, we're gonna leave Earth alone" but he was like "No, you're gonna kill one third" "Why?" "Because I'm the President of the (student council of the) United States of AMERICA, which is earth language for "Why the hell not?""

Kim 12-18-2010 07:23 PM

Don't believe in yourself! Believe in the Obama who'll sell out at the first chance!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Loyal (Post 1095120)
But NonCon, what's the lesson to be learned here?

As always, it is to believe in yourself.

Aldurin 12-18-2010 07:34 PM

Will this become a video game or is it just gonna be a movie?

Specterbane 12-18-2010 07:43 PM

Will it be ending with this.

Bells 12-18-2010 07:57 PM

NonCon i'm note sure... but... well i think you might have a small dislike torwards Obama.. maybe i'm reading too much into this, and looking for inbetween the lines a tad too much. And i'm sorry if such is the case, but it's a "Vibe" man... you know? A vibe... likt... it's "Vibeiting" from you.

Kim 12-18-2010 08:23 PM

kungrajilashuns
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Specterbane (Post 1095127)
Will it be ending with this.

Yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aldurin (Post 1095126)
Will this become a video game or is it just gonna be a movie?

Gainax has already started work on Barack Obama Ikusei Keikaku.


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