NPF Post party rocking
 

Here's what we learnt tonight:

1) If you mix whiskey with Irn Bru (a soft drink which is like double the sugar of normal soft drinks) you get ridiculously drunk but unable to sleep it off/pass out

2) I got called "Kid Rock" on 20 seperate occassions (and had about 50 photos) without anyone calling me anyhing else. I think I'm secretely a rapper in my sleep.

3) The double jacket remains the hieght of fashion.

4) You can, with mnimimal effort, fit four fishsticks into a condom.

5) A whipped cream sandwich is both tastier and less messy than you'd expect.

6) It's fucking Janurary, if you have pumpkins out, you deserve what you get.

7) The sexual deviancy police won't respond to calls prompted by webforum posting.

8) If Smarty thinks that's deviancy, he needs to spice up his sex life.

9) I am alone in upholding society's decency in a sea of WHORES and FUCKERY!

10) Haters gonna hate.

11) Especially if they can't get any.

12) Token doesn't know that anarchists chicks are the easiest around. And they'll do anything as long as it not conventional.

13) BOOBS WILL CAUSE THE COLLAPSE OF SOCIETY! Too much oogling!

I am talking about his penis.
 

14) Smarty can't keep his testimony straight.

15) That's not all he can't keep straight.