Oh Boy, No More Hanging Out With Mom On Friday Nights For Me!
 

Everything explained in this easy, how-to video!

Now, truth be told, this is some good advice. Be honest, and polite, and friendly and courteous and all that jazz...

But anyone who learns from that guy is going to end up looking like this guy at a party:

http://www.bodybuildingweb.net/images/enzyte.jpg

EDIT I think I'm actually being a bit mean here. Can I get this thread deleted?

Haha, this seems to be just trying to create the most boring people possible.

I think this guy got "sincere" mixed up with some other word.

I was just noticing that the Seil tag doesn't actually appear in the list of thread tags I personally can see, leading me to assume that the mods have rigged some way where the only person who can apply the seil tag to his threads is seil, which is fantastic.

But what if we have a dire need to creat a seilt-hread and must proclaim the seil-ness of our seil-thread to the rest of the forums?
What then?

You know there's just something wrong with the way he presents #3 (1:50), I think the answer lies at 2:50.

Watching those two back to back it sounds like a seminar on proper molestation tactics.

Though it is a brand of horribleness we've all grown to love, or at least not hate.
 

As that no one else seems capable of replicating the special brand of horribleness that is a Seil-thread (and probably not even of isolating it), I think I'm ok with the plebes being unable to dictate that their 'Seil' threads are, indeed, 'Seil' threads.

Because they aren't.

The only person who can make a Seil thread/post is Seil. He also knows exactly when he's doing it, oddly enough.

That would be... every single time he posts a thread, ever?

I can just see this guy being booked on charges of pedophilia shortly... he does love being called "Daddy."

... by his children.

No, see, Seil knows exactly when the thread he is making would qualify as a "Seil" thread, and more importantly than that, he knows exactly when a thread he is making does not qualify as a "Seil" thread, unlike the rest of you fuckers, so once I figured out how to make tags usergroup based, I went ahead and made that happen.

On topic, I couldn't watch more than a minute or so of that video before wanting to beat that guy up and take his lunch money, so whelp

I'm betting his wife beats you to it.

Also, wondering how or if he really has one.