No, seriously Overcast.

You just assured Caspin a spear in the face and I think there's been enough in-party arguing for one day.

Also, the inn doesn't have chefs, it's just a shoddy house with a few extra rooms that an old couple rents out.

You obviously are not paying attention to who Caspin is. Even if there has been enough, he would still do it. Because he doesn't care. He doesn't care about a lot of things. I might, but I wrote him this way so I'm going to play him this way.

No such thing. Our party's motto is 'there can be only one'.

Also, Ovie, nice.
Though dammit, at this rate Docus is gonna be exhausted just keeping everyone from killing everyone else.

I for one approve of these shenanigans.

No one is getting more out of them than Jade did, so I don't see any reason to bother wasting more time RPing that out. You guys were supposed to be the quick and easy group, and Group 1 is already half done and you haven't even gone out of town yet.

Edit: Not that I particularly mind the shenanigans. It gives me more time to design your next monster. And a good amount of it is entertaining.

2x Edit Combo!: Overcast: Strife or Abscond

Ah, fair enough.
Y'know, we haven't even gotten our hands on a cart, yet.
And the PvP will probably take a while. Ahah.
...
Quick and easy, eh?

So, OC wanted to jump away, and I realized the book doesn't actually give a way to calculate jump distance.

I'm just going to go ahead and say it's equal to one's athletics skill vertically, and double it horizontally in feet. Lacking athletics skill, normal vertical jumping is 1/2 a foot, but one can, if the situation demands it, make an unskilled dex rating roll at a -2 penalty and a base difficulty of whatever I decide based on the difficulty of the jump.

Be polite. Be efficient. Have a plan to kill everyone you meet.

Sniper and Pyro. Somebody yell for a medic.
 

Mpppph Mppphhhh Mmmmppppphhh!

Edit:
http://piratepad.net/YEOsgAJABt
We're actually using that, people. Drop by. Krylo's on!

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/6624/aggrieve.gif

It looks like crap I don't care I put minimal effort in. Also first time I used photoshop to animate. XD