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Professor Smarmiarty 01-13-2011 04:32 PM
SMB FOR PRESIDENT
 
So I need to run to president.
The question is what country!
And what's my platform?
I have but one unnegotiable tenet:
1) Replace all laws with a "Don't be a dickhead" law. Will save on paperwork and cancel all loopholes. Will work wonders for financial reform, stopping companies/rich people avoiding their tax requirement. Also will set up well for the technofuture of technotheft and simurape.

Mr.Bookworm 01-13-2011 04:36 PM
Let's not and never say we did.

Krylo 01-13-2011 04:37 PM
RaiRO... the country.

Marc v4.0 01-13-2011 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1100155)
RaiRO... the country.
+1

Thadius 01-13-2011 04:41 PM
Smarty, let me put it to you simply.

Don't. Please don't. At least not to the USA. If you did, I'd have to lead a popular uprising against you. And seeing as how your tenet is kinda the base of my plan, it would make it really hard to actually succeed in said uprising.

Professor Smarmiarty 01-13-2011 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm (Post 1100154)
Let's not and never say we did.
Amendment to my legal scheme:
Criminal Court: Don't be a dickhead
Civil: Don't be lame.
Cause you sir, you were just massively lame.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Krylo (Post 1100155)
RaiRO... the country.
Aren't they in a permanent state of anarchy? I don't think they presidents.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Thadius (Post 1100157)
Smarty, let me put it to you simply.

Don't. Please don't. At least not to the USA. If you did, I'd have to lead a popular uprising against you. And seeing as how your tenet is kinda the base of my plan, it would make it really hard to actually succeed in said uprising.
Nahone of the few good things the founders ever did for you was forsee this eventually and rule it out by basis of my birth country. That Jefferson was a wiley son of a gun.

Mr.Bookworm 01-13-2011 04:50 PM
Or the McBarrelpants Death Squads will kill me.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Smarty McBarrelpants (Post 1100158)
Amendment to my legal scheme:
Criminal Court: Don't be a dickhead
Civil: Don't be lame.
Cause you sir, you were just massively lame.
I can only plead guilty to that.

akaSM 01-13-2011 04:51 PM
A vote for Super Mario Bros is a vote for America!

Professor Smarmiarty 01-13-2011 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by akaSM (Post 1100163)
A vote for Super Mario Bros is a vote for America!
Not only is a royalist, he's also a communist!

Geminex 01-13-2011 05:05 PM
SMARTY IS A MEXICAN

HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATES SAY SO
I TOTALLY HAVE PROOF OF THAT
I MIGHT EVEN SHARE THAT PROOF SOME TIME

EDIT:
ALSO HE HATES AMERICA
BECAUSE HE IS MEXICAN


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