Charge through the fires and the seals of evil upon this road of bones and metal
 

It's time to take the reins of fate and commence the ultimate assault on the gates of Hell itself. With this holy union of magic and technology, this machine of metal and innocence, we shall ride, ride like a ROBOT UNICORN INTO ARMAGEDDON AND SEE THE END OF EVIL IN OUR AGE!

And let us sing.

My father worked the pits until they day it took his life
It stole him from his only foal and it stole him from his wife
And I swore upon his grave, someday I'd make things right

So I learned how to bend steel, I learned how to make it move
And I watched as it withstood the hell we had to run through
With hooves of iron there's not a task we couldn't do

Steel horns break, and firey manes burn out, but spirit never dies.

They whisper doubt in your ear. They say we can't win. But as long as we fight on, we will never lose, and as long as we never lose, they remain consigned into this darkness of their own creation while our brothers graze freely in the light. So though you give your body to this creation of steel, and though you charge to your very doom, know that simply by fighting with all your heart and soul, you have already won the battle.

I like the one with Erasure better.

Ah, but does Erasure hypnotize you to keep you playing for several hours and causing some kind of metal meltdown of the brain as can be evidenced by the above posts?
BTW: http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/v...tures/derp.jpg
I suck.

PS. What do they mean by making the game playable with only your left hand? :ohdear:

Change the keyboard layout to German, it's in Windows somewhere. Then you can play with two hands because y and z are swapped. I still use one hand though.

Or, y'know, crazy idea, go "I'm not left-handed" on the game and just use your right hand. That'll show it.

Erasure does that even better than this does. It lulz you into a false sense of security and then gets inside your mind. Then throws wild parties in your cortexes and shit.

EDIT:http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/d.../highscore.png
I still think Erasure was better.

EDIT: InsaneGenius, IQ wasn't asking for help, she was making a masturbation joke.

I feel the need to point out that I knew that.

I would respond by posting the video for that Erasure song, but that would spoil my upcoming thread, "Fifthfiend Presents: Erasure's Can't-Miss Guide to Romancin' Yo Lady"

http://i696.photobucket.com/albums/v...s/lowscore.jpg
So now we're racing for the lowest score possible.

I am so disappointed this didn't have a heavy metal cover of Always.