"Gimme A Head With Hair - Long, Beautiful Hair!"
 

So I'm losing some hair here and there and I was kinda worried about it. Like, what if the chicks won't dig me as much as they used to? Then I watched a whole bunch of movies and I thought, "Hey, wait a minute! I've got roughly the same hair as Daniel Craig! And Sean Connery is still Sean effin' Connery with a little bit of a bald patch - heck, even Timothy Dalton has a little bit missing. So if the three baddest Bonds (shut up u bhs) can rock on, then so can I!"

http://www.topnews.in/light/files/Daniel-Craig1.jpghttp://www.klast.net/bond/images/connery99.jpghttp://www.pbs.org/wnet/tavissmiley/images/a/6272.jpg

Who else has hair woes? And who else knows someone awesome with a bit of a shine?

http://s4.hubimg.com/u/1105955_f260.jpg

Yeah... but below the hair line they still are who they are...

...just sayin man!

There is only one Bond. That, sir, is Mr. Connery.

As for the others, one should not confuse "Baddest" with "Worst."

I'm thinning up top, too. But if I would end up looking like either of these two....

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l6...t_five_011.jpg
..life might not be so bad.

Wait, so are Hair-inspired thread titles a thing now? Because I'm totally behind that trend.

If you're really worried about the ladies, a little thinning shouldn't hurt too much, but it takes a certain something to pull off the bald look. Specifically, it helps if you're Yul Brynner.

A little thinning, perhaps. However, I'm not sure if I trust nature and genetics to take only a little. Particularly after seeing the generations of my family before me.

Losing your hair ain't all that bad really. So long as you can pull off the shaved look. And if not there's always wigs.

...Wigs?

Seil:
I have the highest natural forehead here. My hairline and I had a fight when I was 20, and we've just been growing further apart ever since. It's currently so high, and my hair so thin on top, that there's no hiding that I'm going bald, at 23.

I've also learned that hair has nothing to do with anything. You can have as much or as little as you want, and you'll still get all the ladies you could possibly desire. Or all of the free desserts from waitresses for being incredibly sweet/flirty. Or all the free sandwhich upgrades at Mr. Sub to double cheese.

Similarily, if you weren't getting these things before, losing hair won't help you get them now. Your hairline might affect your personal confidence, but your personal confidence doesn't have to be affected by your hairline.

Your hairline is really a negligable part of your existence.


Unless you have an afro. If you have an afro, the world is your fuckin' oyster.

Gimme back my wig. Honey, let your head go bald.

Ask yourself