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Seil Bashings Are Us!

Since "Toys Are Us" is grammatically wrong twice, and I refuse to substitute single letters for words, that's the thread title I'm going with. Anyways, with everyone exhausted and full of negativity, let's discuss:

Seil is a privelleged white person who lives in the suburbs. Seil does not like Scary Go Round but does like CtrlAltDel. Seil is a total pussy. Seil writes poor reviews on movies. Seil believes in gun control but thinks that it should be regulated partly by gun activists to ensure fair say in the matter. Seil is a total pacifist. Seil is a totally creepy dude. Like seriously. He doesn't even know he's doing it. Seil never played Time Splitters, can't get into Demon's Souls or Dragon Age and doesn't like any of the later Final Fantasy games. Seil buys a lot of books that he's told are important classics but never gets around to reading them. Seil is an attention whore. Seil likes kids but hates to see the qualities in them that he shares and dislikes about himself. Seil is far too focused on how he thinks people perceive him. Seil never really gets out much, and spends a whole bunch of time on the internet.

This thread is a great example.

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1104288)

Seil is an attention whore.

Naw, you think?

What is this I don't even

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1104288)

Seil never played Time Splitters, can't get into Demon's Souls or Dragon Age and doesn't like any of the later Final Fantasy games.

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Seil never played Time Splitters

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never played Time Splitters

Get the fuck off mah internetz.

Does Seil like Seels? This has always bugged me ... i mena, they do turn into Dewgongs... but still.

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Originally Posted by Whomper (Post 1104304)

What is this I don't even

Seconded.

I don't know - just something stupid after the other thread last night. I was thinking I could make something silly to distract from it, and since everyone enjoys poking fun, I thought it was a good idea.

Obviously not.

Seil is a dickhead!!
Am I doing it right?

No, the only way to do it right would be if no one replied to this thread. It's impossible to do it right now. So we can all spread lies or truths or both about Seil.

Seriously, having never played TimeSplitters is something you should try to remedy. At least play the second and last game. I can't vouch for the quality of the first one, never played it.

Wait, I guess that means I never played TimeSplitters either, haha... ha.

Seil is pretty okay.