They can in Vegas

And this is why this forum got the LP. I knew these conversations would occur.

Where's our next choice?

Somehow, the "Fighting" bit is anti-climatic.
I expected the kid to actually want to come out, instead of staying in, possibly tearing the mom's perineum or causing some other complication...

Ah well.

NEXT CHOICE EVERYBODY!

Well a woman has walked in our room/crib with a blanket and a bottle of warm white liquid.

So do we coo happily or cry angrily?

Coo happily, our machinations are devious yet subtle. The time is not yet right, we must dance the dance before we can take control of the music.

We coo happily.

Shit, what about all the personality choices we have to make yo?
We're supposed to be able to decide like, everything about ourselves to ensure we have kickass starting stats.

Well if you do contradictory options it doesn't let you. I'll let you try though. The last two votes don't count.

So is our mood angry or happy? Our actions are either coo or cry.

Now let's start this choice again!

...No, no, that isn't what I'm talking about.

After you create your baby character but before you actually select the whole cooing / crying experiment, you get a series of personality questions (akin to a personality test) that you are supposed to answer about your "real self," prior to starting the game.