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Chocobo 03-02-2011 07:12 PM

Episode 4: Cripples Are Assholes!

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Welp, time for the prison rape. As you turn around, you see a man in fetal position. Time to begin the prison rape.

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Or, I guess not.

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Should of named you Ted Bundy, then.

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Just another day in the life of a video game character.

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Yes, killing things tend to get you arrested.

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YOU CAN'T FOOL ME TED BUNDY

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Well, maybe having a serial killer on our side might be beneficial...

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THATS MY GIRL BITCH BACK OFF /yandere

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No! I won't let you castrate me!

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Ted Bundy saves the day!

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When you leave the cell, you're a dull tan looking area. I checked Curly's abilities. He comes with two spells: Zan, which is a damaging spell, and Dia, a healing spell. Let's talk to some NPCs and see what's up!

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How in the fuck do you accidently open up a portal to a completely different plane of existence?

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Somehow, I don't think it was saying very nice things to you anyway.

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Yes, that is what demons do.

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How did you defeat it?! You're in a wheelchair!

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"Hey, a demon just injured me horribly. Let's open up a portal to it's home! I'm such a genius!"

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"Let's enslave demons!" For a cripple, you sure are an asshole.

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How does a computer program control a living, breathing thing? Computers don't work that way!

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I understand perfectly; you're an asshole.

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MOE has received the POKEDEX!

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I mean, it's not like your help hasn't caused any of this or anything.

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How did you do that? Are you psychic or something?

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So you were able to open one switch but not another?

So, you got the Devil Analyze! Woo! Let's talk to more NPCs!

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Captain America?

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Sorry pal, you know the rule. Nameless NPCs will always die.

Time to go to the director's office!

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Now then, let's get the hell out of here. On the way out, I was able to recruit two new bros!

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Juujin translates to "Beastman", so "Beastman Weredog" A weredog is basically like a werewolf.

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Chirei translates to "spirit residing in the earth" and knockers are basically welsh versions of brownies (the mythological creature, not the food) which in turn are similar to leprechauns. This is also a good time to show off the Devil Analyze!

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Now that we're out of the hospital of hell, let's see what hip gossip is out on the streets.

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I wouldn't know who that crazy murderer would be...

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Well, that sucks. Let's explore!

As you explore around, you find that one of the police barricades are gone, and you can access a new area!

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Jakyuu is the Japanese term for paganism, which probably isn't a good thing, since "religious" and "evil" are synonyms in the Shin Megami Tensei world.

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Anyway, this is how you make your demons better. Demons never level up, they just stay the same, no matter what. To get better demons, you have to come here and fuse them together, to create stronger demons. You cannot get a demon whose level is higher than yours. (Barring an exception that I'll mention later)

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LET'S RAPE THE LAWS OF SCIENCE

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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!!! (Seirei means spirit, and earthies isn't really based off any mythological creature. It's basically a spiritual representation of the earth, sort of like Elementals from DnD)

Seirei Earthies is amazing. He's Level 8 (which is Moe's level) and he hits hard and has good spells. I'm not sure how merging two leprechaun-ish creatures gets you a badass earth spirit, but hey that's how it works.

Besides fusing demons, there's a room with a treasure box, and there's a room that's labeled Kyufuku, which translates to "Recovery" It's basically a place to heal your characters, and you can buy items. Now then, let's check out the cafe!

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I can, this is entertaining.

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"Damn moralfags, always ruining my fun"

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I'LL CAUSE A SCHOOL SHOOTING JUST WATCH ME

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I like how he just casually mentions that demons are invading Tokyo amongst his whining.

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We should form a comedy group!

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So, Larry joins the party. He comes with Agi, and he has the very first instance of guns in the game. Let's go rest and save.

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How could I not feel bad about my mother dying?

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Well, maybe we can sell him to the chinese for yen.

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And that's all for today!

akaSM 03-03-2011 01:00 AM

Hey, since this is mostly a text and commands game, the screencap style let's play fits it pretty well. Also, having videos for boss battles and other important things is nice ^_^

Kyanbu The Legend 03-03-2011 02:17 AM

Bust'n out of jail and pwning demons. Yup, it's another one of those days in the magami tensei verse.

Great LP by the way.

Ravashak 03-03-2011 07:36 AM

Steven's awesome, don't think there's much more that needs to be said =)

Chocobo 03-03-2011 10:10 PM

Episode 5: Life is Ruff

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Boy, things have been lonely since my mom was mercilessly slaughtered.

Well then, since I got the ID Card from the demon's corpse, I suppose it's time to go to the Echo Building, which previously was inaccessible. But before that, let's go to the Jakyou Mansion to fuse a demon...and your dog.

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Hey now, at least it's better than being sold off to China.

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AWWW HELL YEAH. I'm now controlling a Greek creature!

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"Majuu" means "Demonic Beast". Kerberos is an alternate, less common translation of the Greek creature Cerberus. He's a three-headed dog who guards the gates of Hades (the Greek underworld). Though, here, he looks more like a lion than a dog. As you may see, he is way beyond my level, and he's the one exception to the "having a demon higher leveled than you" rule. Obviously, there's a catch...

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The Echo Building is not a very big dungeon at all. It's only two floors long. On the way, I recruited another bro!

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Chirei means "spirit residing from the ground", while a kobold is a creature from German mythology. It tends to stay invisible, but it can take the form of an animal, fire, a human being, or a mundane object.

The dungeon is pathetically easy with Kerberos. He one-shots even the strongest enemy there. Along the way, you meet the very lovely Yuriko.

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So, when are we gonna fuck?

You go through the door, and...

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Greek guard dogs must hate Windows.

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GO LION/DOG ABOMINATION

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You know a game is grimdark when it mercilessly kills your animal companion.

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Yay, free save point! If you select Trasmit, you can select to be taken to another terminal outside the city. You get a nice shot of dem Mode 7 effects.

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You know, I've always wondered if they got the author of Bob & George to make the background for the dungeons.

As you wonder around, you meet a researcher/zombie.

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Oh, you know, the apocalypse.

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I didn't really think zombies had the brain capacity to do that.

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Couldn't be that hard, just use copy & paste.

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So...all this time I could have been killing humans?

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Running away is not what video game characters do.

On the way to another door, you meet an orc guard.

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So you whoop the orc's ass. He's just about as strong as a random encounter, so I didn't bother taking a video of it. You eventually meet up with...

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Hey, there's the asshole cripple who kickstarted off the whole conflict. How's it going?

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I kind of figured that already.

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I have to admit, killing things with demons is fun. /yes

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Sounds like a hook for an upgrade. /no

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Thank you! Maybe you're not that big of an asshole after all!

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Hell yeah http://forums.strong-world.net/style...06-useremo.gif

After that, you see another cockface orc guard.

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After kicking his ass, you find the exit, and you end up in different city!

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The idea here is to get the Shinjuku Mall. And boy, it is a bigass area, with random encounters every few steps. At least it's a good way to recruit lots of demons!

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"Datenshi" translates to "Fallen Angel", while Andras is a demon according to the Lesser Key of Solomon, who commands 30 legions of demons in Hell.

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"Yousei" translates to "Fairy", while Jack Frost is based off a snow elf who brings in winter in English folklore. Jack Frost is also the mascot of the Megami Tensei franchise.

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It should be obvious what this dude is based off.

Eventually, in the bar, you meet Yuriko!

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Why in the fuck are following me around? Not that I mind crazy stalkers if they're hot.

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...Does it happen to be the brand of coffee from Grand Theft Auto?

Unfortunately, it was not. Time to drown your sorrows by talking to the bartender.

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I forgot to screencap the next parts. Basically, the dude asks you a couple of morality questions.

"Do you own a demon summoning program?" Yes/No (I answered Yes)

"Do you think it's alright to let demons run around unrestrained?" Yes/No (I answered no)

"Do you think it's wrong to call upon a greater power for peace?" Yes/No (I answered Yes)

Using my answers will lead to this:

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Is this supposed to be an alcohol catalog or something?

As you wander around, you find a stairway that goes down, and you see...

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What adventures will the three stooges have in this secret area? Find out tomorrow!

Chocobo 03-05-2011 02:07 AM

Episode 6: I'm So Smart I Completely Ignored a Very Important Mechanic

So, after sweatshirt guy lets you in, you wander around a sewer area, and hey, more random encounters! This is where the difficulty of the game starts to ramp out. More clusters of monsters show up, and they start spamming hard-hitting spells on you.

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I think you should be more impressed with me fighting off the waves of those asshole monsters.

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Chief? What? Is Curly an indian?

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But we're the player characters! You have to trust us!

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A woman? In power? What?

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Hey! I don't know you.

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Wha? Two Margerets? ...When do I unlock the hot Margeret on Margeret scene?

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Gasp?

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I guess you could say I'm the man of your dreams.

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Help you with the problem of being a virgin?

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You + me + other margeret + bedroom? I agree!

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How could he become a threat? I mean, he's only summoning demons!

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USA! USA!

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Why not nuke him like they did with Nagasaki and Hiroshima?

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Unrelated, but is it just me, or does she remind you of a female Jesus Christ? Appearance-wise, I mean.

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You mean...I could go beyond a margeret threesome...and ascend into a margeret orgy? Fuck yeah, I'm in!

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I imagine that her silence means "you're a retard"

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If it means having a margeret orgy, then I'm in! (Selecting "No" will just have Larry and Curly bitch you out and loop back to question. It's a "But Thou Must!" situation)

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Like I said, margeret orgy.

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Someone isn't genre savvy. Hidden bases are ALWAYS underground!

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Hey, it's the sexy lawyer lady!

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Come back! I need my threesome!

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Are you blind?

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Couldn't we just follow her out? Or did she like, teleport in or some shit?

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Looks like it's time to leave the hideout.

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And I'm sure a sweatshirt wearing teenager like you will be able to hold the fort?

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On the way out, I was able to recruit a new demon!

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"Yousei" translates to "Fairy", and a dryad is a tree nymph in Greek mythology. They're divine spirits that are connected to nature, and they love to sing and dance.

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Wait, so she didn't teleport in...so how did she get past Moe, Curly, and Larry?

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After talking to the bar owner, you meet up with the resistance man again.

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Silly villains, you're never supposed to publicly execute someone!

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Aren't you the oh-so-powerful resistance soldiers? Why do we have to do your dirty work? Fucking NPCs I swear

Now then, as I wander around I notice a message "Your magnecite has run out!" I didn't notice, but every few steps you walk, you lose some of your magnetite. When all your magnetite is gone, your demons start to lose 1HP per every step you take in a dungeon. This is obviously quite a problem, and I really shouldn't attempt to go any further without my demons. In addition, I need to upgrade my equipment, and get stronger demons. And so, that begins the first major period of grinding in this game. You occasionally get magnetite from encounters, either by killing enemies or talking to them.

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To be continued!


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