The Posters Are Now Sandwiches
 

Totally not stolen from Rpg.net like my last game *cough*

Rules are simple; interpret the name of the poster above you as the name of a sandwich or other foodstuff. Describe the meal, its ingredients, and other unique traits.

The Thadius is a sandwich made of corn beef, smoked turkey, minced almonds, lettuce, and tomatoes on wry bread. Always served with arsenic tea, to compliment the almonds, it's said that who ever has this dies of cardiac arrest due to the otherworldly flavor of it...not the tea, never the tea.

The Specterbane is a more esoteric variant on the traditional Ghostbuster drink formula. It consists of 1 1/2 oz of banshees tears, 1 1/2 oz of Hawaiian nightmarcher sweat, and 1 1/2 oz of domovoi spit, served shaken with holy water ice cubes. It is a popular drink among mage covens in the Northeastern United States.

Shyria Dracnoir
The Shyria Dracnoir is a Chicken Kathi kebab and Wikipedia Knows it

Spicy!

Bells is a shot that is 1/4 everclear, 1/4 the highest proof whiskey the bar has, and then topped off with whatever else has the most alcohol percentage.

It's called a "Bells" because the next morning, bells are all you're going to be hearing.

KeienSlayer is a Corndog.
A corn dog is a hot dog coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried in oil.

Tyris is a type of black liquorice.
It's extremely sour, and was developed primarily as a joke-candy, indistinguishable from regular salty black liquorice.

It has grown a devout following, however, and is readily available in most supermarkets.

The word "Melfice" is commonly used to refer to 1.) a specialty breed of corn designed to produce the highest concentration of high-quality corn ethanol available on the industrial market, and 2.) a drink consisting of two parts said corn ethanol and three parts bathtub hooch, commonly used as part of a hazing ritual for freshmen students at engineering schools across the nation.