Let's Cast : NPF the show
 

NPF is a sitcom! Who shall we cast!
From the other thread:
Gary Busey as Funka
Charlie Sheen as Nikose..
I'm going to thrown in
Tom Cruise as Fifth
And Kauffman esq I'm going to cast myself
Mel Gibson as SMB

Johnny Depp as me.

C'mon, you know it's perfect.

I have been told that I resemble Ryan Gosling. So, I guess him?

Justin Bieber as EvilEarl.

Jack McBrayer as Bob the Mercenary.

...C'mon, I know you could see that.

Can I have Christian Bale? Or are you guys just going to stick me with Michael Cera?

There's not enough actors from Deadwood being typecast in this.

I don't think anyone should be allowed to choose an actor/actress for themselves.

'Cause, you know;

NonCon is now Glenn Beck. Any objections? No? Good.

That's the most hilariously incorrect thing I've ever read and I've watched a 3 year old try to solve Algebra.