You're Banned!
 

Behold! Another game shamelessly ripped from a variety of other forums! In this game, the purpose is to find a frivolous/contrived/totally ridiculous reason to ban the person who posted before you.

Example: I ban X for liking Pokemon Blue more than Pokemon Red.

Anyways, I'll kick it off. I start by banning Fifthfiend, because his avatar looked at me funny.

I'll ban Bard, for counts of flagrant plagiarism.

I'd ban rpgdemon for posting in this thread, thus fueling the game.

Banning Thadius because he used the last of the Sweet n' Low packets in that teacup of his and didn't bother to tell me until after I got back from the supermarket so I missed the chance to get some more.

I Ban Shyria for having a purple dragon in her avvy.

Ah you're just jealous cause Char's glorious golden locks has rejected and forsaken you.

I ban Kyanbu for being from New Jersey.

I ban Hawk for copying my nation's currency in Nationstates. I REFUSE to have a common currency like a damn socialist.

Bard's been banned for wanton cruelty to deformed giraffes.

Loyal's been banned for wearing a headband. I mean really, who wears those anymore?