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Originally Posted by TopHatAssassin (Post 1113665)

But women are not books

If they were it would be in Braile, Amirite?

HIGH FIVE!! C'MON!! YEAH!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IvAa0S7QhR...+high+five.jpg

...i'll be in the corner

Dear NPF,

After hearing about the great successes of all the people who turned to you for relationship advice I decided I would take my problems to you too in hopes that you may know the solution. My problem is this: My girlfriend is fine. I mean she's got some brutal uncanny nice ass. But its been like 2 months and she ain't put out yet. Shit be whack, yo. Whats guy gotta do to get a little somethin somethin?

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Originally Posted by Pip Boy (Post 1113670)

Hearts. Chicken and pig. Maybe cow, if you want to go big.

Ask her to get something on another room and while she's away you rip off your shirt, draw a heart on your chest with Chantilly and announce that the snack is served.

But really, just a couple of sandwiches should do.

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Originally Posted by MuMu (Post 1113675)

Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah... Whoah.

Are you implying that I should get her a sandwich?

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Originally Posted by Pip Boy (Post 1113677)

Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah... Whoah.

Are you implying that I should get her a sandwich?

Well you could also be open and honest about how you feel regarding the situation and gain some insight in how she feels about the whole thing by asking her.

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Originally Posted by Pip Boy (Post 1113670)

Maybe she is waiting for you to put it out first. Ever thought about THAT?!

Also, here is a Paranoid and non-sicnetific at all test... embrace her with your hands reeeeeeeeeeeeally close over her ass. She could accept it, which means she wants it, or she could remove your hands... here is the catch: If she removes your hands from her by gripping your hand, that means "Not now, later." is she remove your hands with a grip on your wrist... that's a "fuck off".

Or maybe you could just run the thought of you two taking a small trip somewhere to be totally alone and see how she responds to that idea...

I'll brew you some helpers in the lab. What's you address? Might have a problem with the customs.

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Originally Posted by Karesh (Post 1113681)

Well you could also be open and honest about how you feel regarding the situation and gain some insight in how she feels about the whole thing by asking her.

Dude's asking for advice, cut the bullshit.

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Originally Posted by Karesh (Post 1113681)

Well you could also be open and honest about how you feel regarding the situation and gain some insight in how she feels about the whole thing by asking her.

So what you're saying is I should just try to stick it in there and see what happens? Good idea, I'll try that.

Also, Smarty, when you say helpers do you mean Chloroform or Aphrodisiacs? I mean, I get what I want either way, but how I go about it will depend on which.