Let us engage in gentlemanly things.
 

Quick someone suggest some things that are gentlemanly!

(Cause I got nothing.)

Smoking bubble pipes.

Wear a monocole, top hat, and dress nice.

Learn how to play a lute. Bitches love lutes.

You gotta do it well though, otherwise they'll smash the thing over your head and garrote you with the strings.

Or you can be a real gentle--MAN-- and play the F-LUTE

totally bitching possibilities

Also, raise the pinky while eating or drinking anything. That's pretty formal and social... even while eating bacon.

You should also discuss trivial matters as if they were important all the while making it sound like the subject is boring as fuck (which probably is anyways)

My good sirs, I dear say that these cultural doings of the commoners on the internet box are quite tiring. Let us retire to the den for a bracing game of wist, shall we?

*sip of claret*

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Read up guys, you're obviously in need of some refinement for your finery.

A gentleman must have an appreciation of the arts. Therefore, should he be musically inclined, he should, should he be struck by the inspiration of his muse, compose a short piece for his next visitors. Should he be lacking in said genius, he should perform a short piece for his guests from another.

If he is married, a duet with his wife shows his bond with her.