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Shyria Dracnoir

03-24-2011 01:26 AM

[Silver Lining] Finally a nice story from Japan

Or at least a balls bustingly epic one

Quote:

Akaiwa said he was at work a few miles away when the tsunami hit, and he rushed back to find his neighborhood inundated with up to 10 feet of water. Not willing to wait until the government or any international organization did, or did not, arrive to rescue his wife of two decades � whom he had met while they were surfing in a local bay � Akaiwa got hold of some scuba gear. He then hit the water, wended his way through the debris and underwater hazards and managed to reach his house, from which he dragged his wife to safety.

He later went back and saved his mother who was stuck elsewhere when the tsunami hit. Apparently he's still riding out on his own in search of survivors.

I think he deserves this.

Seil	03-24-2011 01:40 AM

Awesome.

Amake

03-24-2011 01:53 AM

Good news don't sell no papers, so who knows how many stories like this we don't get to hear. But that guy is a Goddamned hero and right now that's all we need to know.

Pip Boy

03-24-2011 02:41 AM

I had no idea that Sylvester Stalone was japanese.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

03-24-2011 12:02 PM

Has there been any news on how many he's gotten?
Not that a larger number could possibly make him more awesome, but it'd be nice to know.

Loyal

03-24-2011 12:08 PM

Well, the story is about a week old. I can't find any reports, but I imagine he's picked up a small number that the rescue crews were unable to get to.

The SSB Intern

03-24-2011 12:22 PM

Quote:

Then, he adjusts his pants, reaches into his still-wet car and pulls out a pair of Ray-Ban aviator glasses from a light brown case, pours out the sea water and puts them on to complete his outfit before mounting the bicycle he's using since his wheels are disabled. Akaiwai next reviews the contents of his fanny pack: green tea, water, a flashlight, camouflage work gloves, a Swiss Army-style knife and a change of clothes.

Finally, he adjusts the grip on his bicycle and heads off in search of other trapped survivors.

"Sorry, I have to get going," he says as he navigates around the dead fish, through a puddle and around the corner.

Unfortunately, his last words could not be heard over the metallic squeals of the bike, as it strained to support the astronomical mass of his testicles.

Hatake Kakashi

03-24-2011 12:35 PM

I hope this dude makes lots of badass little babies. The world could use more of his caliber.

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