Just bought the game. No clue how to play yet but I'd be glad to join one of your servers if you'd shoot me the details pretty please.

Why is it every time I crack my third shadow orb it happens to be in a pit that reaches into the very depths themselves and is very cramped and results in me getting beaten like a red-headed step child the entire way out?

I couldn't possibly be bothered to plan these things. Map, do it for me.

E: I have a giant purple dungeon. Ponies ain't purple. They brown, yo.
Solution: Rocket boots + grappling hook. Accelerate with the hook trick, then hover over any terrain. Traveling took like actual days in a large world before I started doing this.

Twilight Sparkle is purple, what are you talking about?

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../pony-8670.jpg
This little pony does not approve.

http://ponibooru.413chan.net/_images...%20posting.jpg

I keep mis-seeing that image as a dude with pink sleeves, whose hands have become deformed and melting around his keyboard, and it's hard to unsee, even knowing what it's supposed to be.

mining helmet takes some cave exploring pain away. Once you break a few shadow orbs, a Light Orb will replace that helmet.

Then you can craft a badass set of armor that lights your darkest hours

Now, I know you're not responsible, but since you just made the reference... if that armour doesn't turn out to look like Optimus Prime, I'm going to horribly beat you.

I was thinking of buying Terraria but:
1) Lagmonsters!
2) I'll end up playing on my own, like minecraft, because I'm just like that.
But even then maybe I could buy it, maybe it wouldn't be so ba-

*sees ponies*

Okay seriously, this is getting annoying, guys.