The Warring States of NPF - FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS

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Originally Posted by Darth SS (Post 1127913)

No, you need to be more offensive. I swear, being offensive is an inverse bell curve. When you're not offensive people like you, when you're kind of offensive people stop liking you, but then you just get so ridiculously offensive that there's no way you can seriously be like that, demonstrating an appreciation for irony AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU AGAIN. Seriously, about two years ago I just accepted that I'm snarky and inappropriate as possible, and ran with it, and now people's mental image of me includes sunglasses and dreamworks-esque smirking.

This chodemunching nutjuggler is right. Be as offensive as possible.

I washed all my clothes but I'm too lazy to put them up. So I''m just laying on a pile of clothes on my bed. for the past WEEK

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Originally Posted by rpgdemon (Post 1124955)

Here's a real problem: New Firefox is ugly as heck, and now tabs just randomly pop in the middle of the other tabs with no rhyme or reason to it. I had to download an addon to use to make it not ugly terrible, but it doesn't fix the tabs popping in the middle of other tabs, but at least I figured out how to get the tabs on the bottom of my stuff again, as they should be.

Why didn't Mozilla realize that a ton of people who use their browser hate dumbed down stuff, and that they might want to use the old style of everything that is a real menu system?

I still haven't updated to Firefox 4 :D

Oh, I suppose I should say something on topic:

First World Problems... I'm engaged to my girlfriend of three years, we're getting married next summer, and we don't have a kid yet. Did I mention we're under age 25? What the hell is wrong with us, we're doing it all in the wrong order or something.

Oh, and we're trying to move the hell out of the madhouse full of people into an apartment on our own and we can't find anything that's less expensive than "an arm, a leg, and your firstborn child."

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Originally Posted by EckScizor (Post 1128249)

...don't have a kid yet...

"an arm, a leg, and your firstborn child."

You better get busy then.

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Originally Posted by EckScizor (Post 1128249)

Oh, and we're trying to move the hell out of the madhouse full of people into an apartment on our own and we can't find anything that's less expensive than "an arm, a leg, and your firstborn child."

Well, that helps you be less of a madhouse full of people.

It's only a negative asset if you happen to be the firstborn.

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Originally Posted by EVILNess (Post 1128251)

You better get busy then.

We're still naive enough to think we can get away with just "an arm and a leg" and we don't want kids for at least seven years.

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Originally Posted by rpgdemon (Post 1128256)

Well, that helps you be less of a madhouse full of people.

It's only a negative asset if you happen to be the firstborn.

I am a firstborn child. Thankfully, my father had the good sense to get a home BEFORE shit hit the fan.

My friends suck because they all cancel when I actually find a baby sitter. I don't even keep track of how long it is between nights out anymore.

Its okay though, I have 3 seasons of scrubs and no children.

I'M ALMOST OUT OF BOOZE! Let's see.... one beer, a swallow of single malt, two glasses worth of mixing whiskey, a small bottle of Californian wine and.. that's it! What am I gonna do you guyssssss?

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Originally Posted by Seil (Post 1128376)

I'M ALMOST OUT OF BOOZE! Let's see.... one beer, a swallow of single malt, two glasses worth of mixing whiskey, a small bottle of Californian wine and.. that's it! What am I gonna do you guyssssss?

Buy more booze bro. :cool:

All my ex-roomates keep leaving behind alcohol that I don't drink. What can I possibly do with all this extra beer?