After a while of trying to work out the paradox, Psymon Comes to a concluesion:
"Kill half of them"

Jarlax thinks this is a stupid way to get the Calvinball. "If we're going to sacrifice things to please the mods so we can get the Calvinball, then we need to sacrifice something bigger than small furry animals." Jarlax pulls out a ritual dagger, and stabs HoP in the heart.

"Dude, that's drowish!" DB meanwhile is rewarded with the Calvinball and flies off into the sunset........

Aye, she does. And I am watching closely at all times. Just be lucky the rules aren't as strict as the old forums...but be wary, your time may yet come.

*genuflects before the awesome power of the mods*

SH appears on top of the Calvin Ball and grabs DB's nose screaming "Got your nose!!"

He disappears with the Calvinball (and coicidently DB's nose cuz I meant it) and reappears meters away rolling on the Calvin Ball.

DB knows that's only a trick, his nose is still on his fac, and with his superior height is easily able to overtake the rolling SH and the Calvinball........he douses SH in water, steals the Calvinball, and runs off with it!!!

Jarlax sees that DB got the Calvinball first, he then looks down on HoP. "woops, guess i didn't need to kill you after all. Sorry about that." He then throws the wet static hampster at DB, making him flinch. In the moment of confusion Jarlax grabs the Calvinball and runs.

DB then throws SH at Jarlax, hitting him in the back of the head. Jarlax drops the Calvinball in his surprise, and DB picks it up, hops onto a conveniently-located magic carpet, and flies off!

SH jumps off of Jarlax tired of being used as some kind of BALL. Wet and cranky SH gets out a giant hairdryer and dries off. After he's done...he points the dryer at DB, the hot winds burning his hands and blowing the Cavin Ball so that it bounds away.

"Next person to use me as a ball is going to be shocked to find out what happens to them", he yells, running after the errant Calvin Ball.