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Jarlax 05-23-2004 06:05 PM

However at Jarlax, who has longer legs than SH, gets to the Calvinball first. He then throws the bloody ritual dagger at SH, which impales him in the face.

Static Hamster 05-23-2004 06:08 PM

Now annoyed, SH passed through a ripple in 4d space and rematerializes inside the Calvin Ball. Running as fast as his "little" legs can go his starts the Calvinball spinning so fast in Jarlax hands that they burn. SH bounds away inside the Calvinball giggling.

Dragonsbane 05-23-2004 06:12 PM

DB, now slightly annoyed, casts a spell.......

"TOAD!!!!!"

both Jarlax and SH turn into toads, since SH can't move between dimensions as a toad, he falls out of the Calvinball.........which DB promptly picks up and runs away with, snickering..

Static Hamster 05-23-2004 06:17 PM

OOC: DB if I can't move between dimensions how did I get out of a solid, uniform sphere that has no holes?

IC: "Ribbit", damn, without fur SH loses his charge and is actually trapped inside the Calvin Ball. He is also slightly annoyed because Toad are so not as cute as hamsters. Where is a handy princess when you need one?

edit: SH leaps up as hard as he can to knock the ball into DB's face...

Dragonsbane 05-23-2004 06:20 PM

OOC: because it's solid, previously you were between dimensions............according to D&D, materialization inside a solid object hurts you, and dumps you outside the object. It was either that, or have it kill you..........and I wouldn't kill a friend over a Calvinball game (not yet, anyway)

IC: DB jumps back onto the magic carpet and flies off........wondering what to do with the Calvinball first...

Static Hamster 05-23-2004 06:23 PM

Calvin Balls aren't hollow? Well I never knew that...huh.

Well if they aren't hollow disregard me materializing inside of it.

It's either that, or folding into 3d space again within a solid object would cause a sub-atomic reaction so intimate that I would not only destroy myself but several miles around us in a very large explosion.

Which is what happens scientifically when you materialize in a solid object.

Dragonsbane 05-23-2004 06:25 PM

yup, hey! Maybe I could use it like Black Materia and summon a big meteor.......then, when it hits the Lifestream, I'll become a God!!!! *maniacal laughter*

IHateMakingNames 05-23-2004 06:25 PM

OOC: You don't become a god, you just control the lifestream of that planet, and you are 'god' of that planet.

Dragonsbane 05-23-2004 06:30 PM

OOC: ALL YOUR PLANET IS BELONG TO ME!!!!!!!!!

Jarlax 05-23-2004 06:32 PM

Jarlax doesn't enjoy being a toad. Jarlax looks into his item bag and uses a "Maiden's kiss" returning him to normal.


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