OOC: when you're polymorphed, you can't really use any of your items, you know.............but I suppose in this one case I'll let it pass

IC: "now, as long as no punk kid with an oversized butter knife comes along, I should be able to become a God, and rule this stupid planet....MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" DB grins as he zooms along on his flying carpet, then has a better idea "I could forge the Calvinball into The One Ring, and use it To Rule Them All.......hmmm...."

cliche alert cliche alert
thousands of telemarketers comme rushing at you

the telemarketers, being in the real world instead of in the MSN Matrix, are only mortal and thus susceptible to even the weakest of DB's magical arsenal, "LIT-3!!!" bolts of lightning shoots from DB's fingertips, reducing the telemarketers to mangled piles of steaming, smoldering flesh......"Well, there's the end of a great and malevolent evil" DB chuckles as he heads off toward his Fortress of Darkness (named for its previous owner, Darkness the Lich!)

OOC: I'm not the villain, I'm just playing the game:D

Even in Toad form (*croak*) SH still has the power to attact and absorb electrical energies. He redirects the Lit-3 and uses it to power his transformation back to his adorable self.

SH "Well that's better, where did you get a flying carpet from anyway DB?"

SH whistle and send his friends, cousins, brother Sven to go get him. He's an oversized kid with a butter knife btw....

DB calls back to SH "E-bay, where else?" and can easily defeat Sven.............since an oversized kid with a butter knife is NOT the way a great villain (or hero!) is destined to die!.......the flying carpet is moving much too fast and high up for SH and his friends to catch him.....

no SH was dictracting you for the sneak attack.
HoP grabs you to pull you to the ground and glues you with anderbond and he put the anderbond on your hands and mouth so you can't cast magic.
"Ha anderbond is magic proof"

Since DB is nieither a great hero, nor a great villain Sven throws the butter knife with great accuracy at DB's head and gets a nice clean hit, the Calvin Ball drops out of DB's hands and into Static's waiting paws.

But the Calvin Ball is too heavy and it crushes him.

SH, "This pain is going to linger...."

OOC: Wow. Okay. I've never have seen so much anarchy in my life. And foreginers here as well. But RaiRai is cool, so peace :D. And HoP. Do you have something against capitals or are your Caps Lock and Shift buttons broken? Anyways, I'm finding a trend that it's bascially DB and HoP with a little SH intervention, who has some intelligent thoughts and a miniscule bit of Jarlax with actual sensible skill. I think I'm done now. Peace :D.

Thunder Dragoon removes his helm and the wind blows through his hair on top of the temple. He puts it back on and looks down at the others, quarling amongst themselves. DB laughs at his animal jokes,taunts and spells.
TD calls in animal control and they haul DB away for cruelty to animals. He looks then at HoP. He throws a bag of cheetohs at him. Problem solved.
He turns his attention to SH, who's having animal identiy problems. TD leaves him and his crushed....paws/hands/whatever-they-are.
He looks at Psymon, whom's trying to gain favor with the mods. He takes Psymon and throws him at the unsuspecting mods, whom start beating the crap out of him. He turns to the final person, Jarlax.
"Shall we?" TD asks.
"Let's dance!" Jarlax yells.

Lycanthrope shows up.
"Hey all, whats up? The mods have the damn ball? Hahaha, you'll never get it you fools."

Wow, how can you guys enjoy spam like this? I've had reports that this is getting out of hand and I'd have to agree. If anyone has any questions, PM me. Otherwise, please refrain from making any more roleplays like this.